[NEohioPAL]DELETE NOW: A Mike and Ike Satirical Plug

Mon Sep 8 13:02:57 PDT 2003

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IKE:  So how much did they pay us for this?

MIKE:  More than they spent on the set budget.

I:  Oh, we got two bucks.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

KENT STAGE PLAYERS TO PERFORM THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF AMERICA (ABRIDGED)

Kent, Ohio,  September 11-14 and 18-20, 2003--The Kent Stage Players =
will be performing The Complete History of America (Abridged) by Adam =
Long, Reed Martin, and Austin Tichenor <Editorial comment from Ike:   =
More freakin limeys.  Oy>  The show which has been described as =
"intellectual vaudeville" by Stephen Holden of The New York Times <So =
it's gotta be true>,  follows three men as they attempt to cover 500 =
years of American History in under two hours <How difficult is that?  =
White people take land and repress minorities to continue the tradition =
of excessive whiteness.  There!  I did it in a sentence>.  The result is =
a series of sketches interspersed with crude puns, wacky antics <Wacky?  =
 Wacky?  Who the hell wrote this thing>, and a tongue in cheek attitude =
that would make Monty Python proud <One word:  crossdressing>.  The show =
opens September 11th,  and people should not expect some thoughtful =
tribute to America <For that, read Charlie Danials' new book "Old Rag," =
about the American flag.  Be prepared to vomit>.  What they should =
expect on this solemn day <is a reason ta get drunk> is a production =
that is light,  funny  <fat free>, and has no regard for political =
correctness.  In fact,  the actors poke fun at many important events in =
American History <But nothin' about the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestlin.'  =
Pissed me off>, purposely jumbling facts to meet their own twisted =
desires <Shannon Tweed wearin a flag thong>.

The show runs Thursday, September 11th to Sunday September 14 and =
Thursday, September 18th to Saturday, September 20th at the Kent Stage, =
175 E. Main Street.  All shows are at 8pm.  Tickets are $10.00 for =
adults, $8.00 for students and seniors <Yeah, I'm sure Gramma would get =
a kick out of this>.  Advance tickets can be purchased for $5.00 by =
contacting the Kent Stage at 330.677.5005

M:  Do you feel better now?

I:  Still feel like a whore.

M:  Well,  I know how to make you feel better.

PAUSE

I:  Two bottles of Jack Daniel's and the Family Guy DVD?

M:  Bottles and player are ready.

I:  You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

M:  Except in Aurora, of course.

I:   Screw 'em.  They're the white people this show makes fun of. 
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>IKE:  So how much did they pay us =
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>MIKE:  More than they spent on the =
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budget.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I:  Oh, we got two =
bucks.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>KENT STAGE PLAYERS TO PERFORM <U>THE =
COMPLETE=20
HISTORY OF AMERICA (ABRIDGED)</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><U><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT></U> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Kent, Ohio,  September 11-14 and =
18-20,=20
2003--The Kent Stage Players will be performing <U>The Complete History =
of=20
America (Abridged)</U> by Adam Long, Reed Martin, and Austin Tichenor=20
<Editorial comment from Ike:   More freakin limeys. =20
Oy>  The show which has been described as "intellectual =
vaudeville" by=20
Stephen Holden of The New York Times <So it's gotta be =
true>, =20
follows three men as they attempt to cover 500 years of American History =
in=20
under two hours <How difficult is that?  White people take land =
and=20
repress minorities to continue the tradition of excessive =
whiteness. =20
There!  I did it in a sentence>.  The result is a series of =

sketches interspersed with crude puns, wacky antics =
<Wacky?  =20
Wacky?  Who the hell wrote this thing>, and a tongue in cheek =
attitude=20
that would make Monty Python proud <One word:  =
crossdressing>. =20
The show opens September 11th,  and people should not expect some=20
thoughtful tribute to America <For that, read Charlie Danials' =
new book=20
"Old Rag," about the American flag.  Be prepared to =
vomit>.  What=20
they should expect on this solemn day <is a reason ta get drunk> =
is a=20
production that is light,  funny  <fat free>, and has no =
regard=20
for political correctness.  In fact,  the actors poke fun at =
many=20
important events in American History <But nothin' about the Gorgeous =
Ladies=20
of Wrestlin.'  Pissed me off>, purposely jumbling facts to meet =
their=20
own twisted desires <Shannon Tweed wearin a flag =
thong>.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>The show runs Thursday, September 11th =
to Sunday=20
September 14 and Thursday, September 18th to Saturday, September 20th at =
the=20
Kent Stage, 175 E. Main Street.  All shows are at 8pm.  =
Tickets are=20
$10.00 for adults, $8.00 for students and seniors <Yeah, I'm =
sure Gramma=20
would get a kick out of this>.  Advance tickets can be purchased =
for=20
$5.00 by contacting the Kent Stage at 330.677.5005</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>M:  Do you feel better =
now?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I:  Still feel like a =
whore.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>M:  Well,  I know how to make =
you=20
feel better.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>PAUSE</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I:  Two bottles of Jack =
Daniel's and the=20
Family Guy DVD?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>M:  Bottles and player are =
ready.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I:  You're a Good Man, =
Charlie=20
Brown.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>M:  Except in Aurora, of =
course.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I:   Screw 'em.  =
They're the=20
white people this show makes fun of.</FONT> </DIV></BODY></HTML>

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