[NEohioPAL]DELETE NOW: A Mike and Ike Satirical Ad
Mike and Ike
limeyhick2 at yahoo.com
Mon Apr 26 15:05:11 PDT 2004
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WARNING: IRAQ IS NOT ANOTHER VIETNAM. REALLY. IT ISN'T.
IKE:(Southern accent) Why we doin' this? Buck ain't even in the yahoo group.
MIKE:(English accent) He didn't subscribe to the newsletter either. We just sent it to him to be annoying.
I: So I ask again. Why we doin' this?
M: So he'll stop the lawsuit.
I: Oh yeah.
PAUSE
M: This Thursday at 8:00pm at the Paul Daum theatre on the lovely, spacious, and parking lot free campus of the University of Akron, Jim Slowiak's Directing II class I assume proudly presents
CHRISTOPHER DURANG'S
TITANIC
Directed by JT Buck
I: Find out what happens when a bunch of sexually dysfunctional white people hop on stage to play a bunch of sexually dysfunctional white people on the most famous boat since the Ella Fitzgerald.
M: Isaac and I went to a rehearsal and all we have to say is Christopher Durang has issues. Deep deep issues.
I: Oh, lighten up, Miss Gulch. This thing is a hoot. Lots of funny one liners, everbody sleeping with everbody else, everbody in their underwear, sex toys as hats.
M: Get rid of the first thing and it's your family.
I: We don't wear underwear.
PAUSE
M: I've said this before and I'll say it again. The more I find out about your family life the more I don't want to find out about your family life.
I: Now then, if moral inadequecy, sexual deviancy, and musical numbers aren't enough to get ya interested, here's the capper: since this is for a class. IT'S FREE!!!!! That's right, boys and girls. Usually, you'd have to pay at least four bucks to get this kinda thing from the backroom of your video store, but here ya get it live on stage absolutely FREE!
M: Sigourney Weaver did this show once, if that tells you something.
I: Ripley needed work. Kidding! I actually really like this thing.
M: I was only mildly offended.
I: And beneath it all there is a very important message. Some people should not strip on stage.
M: There's a much deeper message than that.
I: Not for me.
M: Oy. For infomation and directions, email darnay2 at hotmail.com. If you're adventurous, this is the show for you.
I: If not, see it anyway. Ya might learn sumthin.'
PAUSE
M: It's the Edmund Fitzgerald.
I: Ain't we supposed to be talkin' about Noh the-ater?
ANOTHER PAUSE
M: Shut up.
BONUS SHAMELESS PLUG
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<DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>WARNING: IRAQ IS NOT ANOTHER VIETNAM. REALLY. IT ISN'T.</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV>IKE:(Southern accent) Why we doin' this? Buck ain't even in the yahoo group.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>MIKE:(English accent) He didn't subscribe to the newsletter either. We just sent it to him to be annoying.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I: So I ask again. Why we doin' this?</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>M: So he'll stop the lawsuit.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I: Oh yeah.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>PAUSE</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV>M: This Thursday at 8:00pm at the Paul Daum theatre on the lovely, spacious, and parking lot free campus of the University of Akron, Jim Slowiak's Directing II class I assume proudly presents</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV align=center><STRONG>CHRISTOPHER DURANG'S</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV align=center><STRONG>TITANIC</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV align=center>Directed by JT Buck</DIV>
<DIV align=center> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Find out what happens when a bunch of sexually dysfunctional white people hop on stage to play a bunch of sexually dysfunctional white people on the most famous boat since the Ella Fitzgerald.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: Isaac and I went to a rehearsal and all we have to say is Christopher Durang has issues. Deep deep issues.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Oh, lighten up, Miss Gulch. This thing is a hoot. Lots of funny one liners, everbody sleeping with everbody else, everbody in their underwear, sex toys as hats.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: Get rid of the first thing and it's your family.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: We don't wear underwear.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>PAUSE</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: I've said this before and I'll say it again. The more I find out about your family life the more I don't want to find out about your family life.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Now then, if moral inadequecy, sexual deviancy, and musical numbers aren't enough to get ya interested, here's the capper: since this is for a class. IT'S FREE!!!!! That's right, boys and girls. Usually, you'd have to pay at least four bucks to get this kinda thing from the backroom of your video store, but here ya get it live on stage absolutely FREE!</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: Sigourney Weaver did this show once, if that tells you something.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Ripley needed work. Kidding! I actually really like this thing.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: I was only mildly offended.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: And beneath it all there is a very important message. Some people should not strip on stage.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: There's a much deeper message than that.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Not for me.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: Oy. For infomation and directions, email <A href="mailto:darnay2 at hotmail.com">darnay2 at hotmail.com</A>. If you're adventurous, this is the show for you.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: If not, see it anyway. Ya might learn sumthin.'</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left><STRONG>PAUSE</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: It's the Edmund Fitzgerald.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>I: Ain't we supposed to be talkin' about Noh the-ater?</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left><STRONG>ANOTHER PAUSE</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>M: Shut up.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left><STRONG>BONUS SHAMELESS PLUG</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV align=left><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>Join the Mike and Ike Cavalcade of Whimsy and Enchantment. email <A href="mailto:limeyhick-subscribe at yahoogroups.com">limeyhick-subscribe at yahoogroups.com</A> </DIV></DIV><p>
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