[NEohioPAL]Hearts of Darkness - House of the Holy tour

Sun May 8 20:55:27 PDT 2005

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Hearts of Darkness announces
“THE HOUSE OF THE HOLY TOUR”

 “Catholics began to have festivals and parties wherein alcohol consumption
was highly encouraged and the practitioner showed the level of his faith by
the outrageousness of his conduct.”
>From the book of Pope Hilarious I

Some say it is a sign of the Apocalypse. Others believe the end is near.
Whatever your faith, this will be a show to remember. Hearts of Darkness
play the Big House. That’s right…

H.O.D. in a former house of G.O.D.!

Blanchard and Baker bring their original humor to the one place no one ever
thought they would be, a church. The church may have been sold, but the
comedy faithful can still be saved. For those people who like their humor on
the dark side, a little more rough and all their sacred cows brought in for
the slaughter this is the show for you. With their diverse backgrounds,
Baker and Blanchard guarantee a truly brutal night of comedy.

This is not for the faint of heart.

If you are easily offended, have sensitive taste or truly believe Elvis may
make a comeback….stay home.

But if there is a voice welling up inside of you that just want to scream
out to the world

SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!

Then come join us, have a cocktail and let us do the ranting for you.

Hearts of Darkness
“HOUSE OF THE HOLY TOUR”
With very special guest
 Tim Cornett

Friday May 20th  and Saturday May 21st  at 9:00pm
The Russian Orthodox Church
(We’re not kidding!)
6203 Detroit Avenue
Cleveland, Ohio
(Next to Cleveland Public Theater)

Advance tickets can be purchased at
http://www.hearts-o-darkness.com/schedule.asp

Beer and wine will be sold at the venue, but bring your own crackers!

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style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Hearts
of Darkness announces</span></font><font color=3Dblack><span =
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<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
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normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
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TOUR”</span></font><font
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style=3D'mso-bidi-font-style:
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10.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'><span
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>“Catholics began to have =
festivals and
parties wherein alcohol consumption was highly encouraged and the =
practitioner
showed the level of his faith by the outrageousness of his =
conduct.” </span></font></i></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><i =
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><u><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New =
Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'>From the book of Pope Hilarious =
I</span></font></u><i
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-style:normal'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-style=
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><i style=3D'mso-bidi-font-style:normal'><font =
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color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
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font-style:italic'><![if =
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style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-style=
:italic'><o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>

Some say it is a sign of the =
Apocalypse.
Others believe the end is near. Whatever your faith, this will be a show =
to
remember. Hearts of Darkness play the Big House. That’s =
right…<o:p></o:p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New =
Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

H.O.D. in a former house of =
G.O.D.!<o:p></o:p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New =
Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/p>

Blanchard and Baker bring their =
original
humor to the one place no one ever thought they would be, a church. The =
church may
have been sold, but the comedy faithful can still be saved. For those =
people
who like their humor on the dark side, a little more rough and all their =
sacred
cows brought in for the slaughter this is the show for you. With their =
diverse
backgrounds, Baker and Blanchard guarantee a truly brutal night of =
comedy.<o:p></o:p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New =
Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>This is not for the faint of =
heart.</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
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style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
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14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'>If
you are easily offended, have sensitive taste or truly believe Elvis may =
make a
comeback….stay home.</span></font><font size=3D2 =
color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:=
p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'>But
if there is a voice welling up inside of you that just want to scream =
out to
the world</span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN’ =
IDIOTS!</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'>Then
come join us, have a cocktail and let us do the ranting for =
you.</span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New =
Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:
windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Hearts of =
Darkness</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>“HOUSE OF THE HOLY =
TOUR”</span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>With very special =
guest</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><span style=3D"mso-spacerun:
yes"> </span>Tim Cornett</span></font></b><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;
mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weight:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b><=
/p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Friday May 20<sup>th<span
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </span></sup>and Saturday May =
21<sup>st</sup> <span
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>at 9:00pm</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
14.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>The Russian Orthodox =
Church</span></font></b><b
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext;font-weigh=
t:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>(We’re not =
kidding!)</span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>6203 Detroit =
Avenue</span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Cleveland, Ohio </span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>(Next to Cleveland Public =
Theater)</span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

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style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
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style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Advance tickets can be purchased at =
</span></font><a
href=3D"http://www.hearts-o-darkness.com/schedule.asp">http://www.hearts-=
o-darkness.com/schedule.asp</a><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
/b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><![if =
!supportEmptyParas]> <![endif]></span></font><font
color=3Dblack><span =
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
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<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b =
style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Beer and wine will be sold at the =
venue,
but bring your own crackers!</span></font></b><font color=3Dblack><span
style=3D'color:black;mso-color-alt:windowtext'><o:p></o:p></span></font><=
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