[NEohioPAL]Browns win-- Cabaret Dada Loses

Tue Aug 23 12:03:25 PDT 2005

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The Browns' relentless attack of $25 parking has netted the team its  first
victory of the year, over the defenseless Cabaret Dada crew and  fans.  "We 
game
planned for weeks, but we just couldn't find an answer  for Friday night's
onslaught, and have to cancel the show." explained GM Russ  Stich.  "However,
we're not conceding the weekend!  As a  conciliatory gesture to our fans, we 
will
be offering $8 seats for both shows  on Saturday night.  Just mention 'those
f'ing Browns' when making your  reservations or at the door, and get this 
special
price."

Reached for  comment, Browns head coach Romeo Crennel said "Dada put up a good
fight, and  we'll continue to take one game at a time, and trying to score 
more
than the  other team.  Offense wins games, defense wins championships.  We  
gave
110%, and left it all on the field.  What was the  question?"

To make reservations at the special $8.00 price, go online  at
_http://www.cabaretdada.com_ (javascript:ol('http://www.cabaretdada.com');) , 
 send an email to somedada at aol.com, or call
216.696.HAHA (4242).  See you  Saturday!

THIS WEEKEND'S SHOW TIMES:
Friday,  8/26/05
CANCELED!

Saturday, 8/27/05
8:00 PM and 10:30 PM
$8  tickets when you mention "Those F'ing Browns"

Cabaret Dada
1210 West  6th Street
In the Warehouse District
216.696.HAHA  (4242)

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