[NEohioPAL]Hearts of Darkness Shows

Sun Dec 4 14:40:13 PST 2005

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Holiday Greetings from the Hearts of Darkness,

At this festive time of the year full of gift giving and celebration,
carolers and Christmas trees, parties and dinners with old friends,
co-workers and distant family members, it is a distinct danger that your
capacity to swallow hypocritical BS without reacting will be breached more
ferociously than an Army Corps of Engineers cheapo levy. Before beer bonging
a quart of eggnog and grabbing Grandpa's hunting gun to take your extended
family out of the gene pool once and for all, why not blow off a little of
that "Jingle Bells my ass!" steam with a night or two of completely
irreverent, tasteless, and brutal comedy from the kings of Cleveland
cynicism, the Hearts of Darkness.

For those particularly sick of religious hypocrisy, you'll want to catch
Mike Baker's appearance as:

"The Reverend Hargus Langdon's God Bless America Prayer Show"

headlining the Grimey Ninety show Wednesday December 14th  10PM

at the Bassa Vita (Below Bottoms Up), 1572 W 117th St. Lakewood, Ohio.

This way over the top take off on Evangelism is sure to fill you with the
spirit, and if not, plenty of spirits are available at the bar. This show
features a musical number and guest appearances by other local comics. DON'T
MISS IT!

And the one year anniversary of the creation of the Hearts of Darkness will
be celebrated in the most elaborate show to date:

Hearth of Darkness

"Naughty, not nice Christmas comedy"

Starring Jeff Blanchard and Mike Baker

With Special guests Simply Tim and John Wellington

And musical guests

The Salvation Army Santas

2 SHOWS!!!!!

Wednesday December 21st  8PM

Sneakee Pete's

35700 Lakeland Blvd.
Eastlake, Ohio 

www.sneakeepetes.com <http://www.sneakeepetes.com/> 

Friday December 23rd  10PM

Bassa Vita (Below Bottoms Up), 

1572 W 117th St. Lakewood, Ohio.

www.bassavitalounge.com <http://www.bassavitalounge.com/> 

Tickets for both shows are $6 Advance / $8 DOS

Tickets can be purchased at both venues and online at:

www.hearts-o-darkness.com <http://www.hearts-o-darkness.com/> 

For the most information available on the Cleveland comedy scene, check out
www.clevelandyucks.com <http://www.clevelandyucks.com/> .

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<p class=3DMsoNormal><st1:place w:st=3D"on"><font size=3D2 =
face=3DArial><span
 =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Holiday</span></font></st1:p=
lace><font
size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> Greetings
from the Hearts of Darkness,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

At this festive time of the year full of gift giving =
and
celebration, carolers and Christmas trees, parties and dinners with old
friends, co-workers and distant family members, it is a distinct danger =
that
your capacity to swallow hypocritical BS without reacting will be =
breached more
ferociously than an Army Corps of Engineers cheapo levy. Before beer =
bonging a
quart of eggnog and grabbing Grandpa’s hunting gun to take your =
extended
family out of the gene pool once and for all, why not blow off a little =
of that
“Jingle Bells my ass!” steam with a night or two of =
completely
irreverent, tasteless, and brutal comedy from the kings of Cleveland =
cynicism,
the Hearts of Darkness.<o:p></o:p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>For those particularly sick of religious hypocrisy, =
you’ll
want to catch Mike Baker’s appearance =
as:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>“The
Reverend Hargus Langdon’s God Bless <st1:place =
w:st=3D"on"><st1:country-region
 w:st=3D"on">America</st1:country-region></st1:place> Prayer =
Show”<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>headlining the
Grimey Ninety show Wednesday December 14<sup>th =
</sup></span></font><sup><font
size=3D5 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial'> </span></font></sup><f=
ont
size=3D4 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>10PM<o:p></o:p></span></font=
></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>at the =
Bassa Vita
(Below Bottoms Up), 1572 W 117th St. <st1:City =
w:st=3D"on">Lakewood</st1:City>, <st1:place
w:st=3D"on"><st1:State =
w:st=3D"on">Ohio</st1:State></st1:place></span></font><font
size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>.<o:p></o:p></span></font></=
p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D2
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></fo=
nt></p>

This way over the top take off on Evangelism is sure =
to fill
you with the spirit, and if not, plenty of spirits are available at the =
bar.
This show features a musical number and guest appearances by other local
comics. DON’T MISS IT!<o:p></o:p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>And the one year anniversary of the creation of the =
Hearts
of Darkness will be celebrated in the most elaborate show to =
date:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D6
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:22.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>Hearth
of Darkness<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><i><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-style:italic'>“Nau=
ghty,
not nice Christmas comedy”<o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Starring =
Jeff
Blanchard and Mike Baker<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>With =
Special guests
Simply Tim and John Wellington<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>And =
musical guests<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>The
Salvation Army Santas<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'><o:p> =
</o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>2
SHOWS!!!!!<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'><o:p> =
</o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>Wednesday
December 21<sup>st</sup>  8PM<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D5
face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>Sneakee
Pete’s<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter =
style=3D'text-align:center'><st1:Street w:st=3D"on"><st1:address
 w:st=3D"on"><span class=3Dtext><b><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack =
face=3DArial><span
  =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'=
>35700
  Lakeland =
Blvd.</span></font></b></span></st1:address></st1:Street><b><font
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:
bold'><br>
<st1:place w:st=3D"on"><st1:City w:st=3D"on"><span =
class=3Dtext>Eastlake</span></st1:City><span
 class=3Dtext>, <st1:State =
w:st=3D"on">Ohio</st1:State></span></st1:place><span
class=3Dtext> <o:p></o:p></span></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><span =
class=3Dtext><b><font
size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><a =
href=3D"http://www.sneakeepetes.com/">www.sneakeepetes.com</a><o:p></o:p>=
</span></font></b></span></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><span =
class=3Dtext><b><font
size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></b></span><=
/p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><span =
class=3Dtext><b><font
size=3D5 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:16.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'>Friday December 23<sup>rd</sup> =
 10PM<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></span></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><font =
size=3D4
face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Bassa =
Vita (Below
Bottoms Up), <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter =
style=3D'text-align:center'><st1:address w:st=3D"on"><st1:Street
 w:st=3D"on"><font size=3D4 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:
  Arial'>1572 W 117th St.</span></font></st1:Street><font size=3D4 =
face=3DArial><span
 style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial'> <st1:City =
w:st=3D"on">Lakewood</st1:City>,
 <st1:place w:st=3D"on"><st1:State =
w:st=3D"on">Ohio</st1:State></st1:place></span></font></st1:address><font=

size=3D2 face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>.<o:p></o:p></span></font></=
p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><a =
href=3D"http://www.bassavitalounge.com/">www.bassavitalounge.com</a><o:p>=
</o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'>Tickets for both shows are $6 Advance / $8 =
DOS<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'>Tickets can be purchased at both venues =
and
online at:<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><a =
href=3D"http://www.hearts-o-darkness.com/">www.hearts-o-darkness.com</a><=
o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter style=3D'text-align:center'><b><font =
size=3D3
color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;
color:black;font-weight:bold'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></b></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>For the most information available =
on the
<st1:City w:st=3D"on"><st1:place =
w:st=3D"on">Cleveland</st1:place></st1:City>
comedy scene, check out <a =
href=3D"http://www.clevelandyucks.com/">www.clevelandyucks.com</a>.<o:p><=
/o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>=

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>=

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span =
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12.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>=

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