[NEOPAL]Something Dada Kids Say the Darndest Things

[Something Dada]

In honor of National Children's Month (granted, it's in October, but we're always well-prepared), Something Dada presents its own version of Kids Say the Darndest Things to mull over while figuring out how you're going to get down to Bassa Vita underneath Bottoms Up Lakewood on Thursday at 9 to see Something Dada:

"This one time, I was drinking chocolate milk, and Steve made me laugh, and it shot out my nose like I was having a brain aneurism." - Kelly, 6

"Once it stopped being about people finding places to live, and started becoming about people flipping places for profit, that's when this really became a housing bubble." - Andrew, 8

"Peas are good because they fit in your nose better than carrots." - John, 7

"A two-state solution could work, but I'm not sure that the extremists on either side will give it enough time and room to be a success." - Dwayne, 6

"Daddy says that in a good margarita, the first sip makes your eyeballs roll to the back of your head." - Kayla, 7

"I feel like a hypocrite because while I say I care about the jobs of American textile workers, I know darn well that every Elmo shirt I have is made in China." - Maggie, 4

"Octupuses are cool because they have long testicles." - Stephen, 15
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Dadas have also been known to say the darndest things, so come down to the Bassa Vita Lounge, have a cold beverage, and laugh until it shoots out your nose, this Thursday at 9 PM.  Admission is free, though donations are gladly accepted.  Can't make it down?  Feel free to contribute as often and as much as you like via our website, http://www.somethingdada.com.  And remember, you can still get your Something Dada-wear (like Underoos, except even cooler) at http://www.cafepress.com/somethingdada.

Next show times:
Thursday, 3/30/06
9:00 PM

Thursday, 4/6/06
9:00 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge
below Bottoms Up
1572 W. 117th St. 
Lakewood, OH
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Something Dada
P.O. Box 81422
Cleveland OH 44181-0422
216.696.HAHA (4242)
http://www.somethingdada.com
http://www.cafepress.com/somethingdada