[NEohioPAL]SD:III - Mission Improv-able

Wed May 3 04:45:15 PDT 2006

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is as follows:

 1) Determine how a gay midget Scientologist could impregnate the gorgeous
star of the classic film "The Gift" if there are not, in fact, aliens
controlling the world;

 2) Console the executives at Paramount who greenlighted hundreds of
millions of dollars to make an action movie starring said midget
Scientologist when his marketability is at its nadir;

 3) Come down to Bassa Vita Lounge, below Bottom's Up on W. 177th in
Lakewood, to see Something Dada make fun, if not sense, of this crazy world
in which we live.

Next show times:

Thursday, 5/4/06 

9:00 PM

Thursday, 5/11/06

9:00 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge

below Bottoms Up

1572 W. 117th St. 

Lakewood, OH

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Something Dada

P.O. Box 81422

Cleveland OH 44181-0422

216.696.HAHA (4242)

info at somethingdada.com

http://www.somethingdada.com

http://www.cafepress.com/somethingdada

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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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font-family:Verdana'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'> 1) Determine how a gay midget Scientologist =
could
impregnate the gorgeous star of the classic film "The Gift" if =
there
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world;<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'> 2) Console the executives at <st1:City =
w:st=3D"on"><st1:place
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of
millions of dollars to make an action movie starring said midget =
Scientologist
when his marketability is at its nadir;<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

3) Come down to Bassa Vita Lounge, below =
Bottom's Up on
W. 177th in <st1:City w:st=3D"on"><st1:place =
w:st=3D"on">Lakewood</st1:place></st1:City>,
to see Something Dada make fun, if not sense, of this crazy world in =
which we
live.<o:p></o:p>

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font-family:Verdana'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

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font-family:Verdana'>Next show times:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>Thursday, 5/4/06 <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>9:00 PM<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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font-family:Verdana'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>Thursday, 5/11/06<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>9:00 PM<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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font-family:Verdana'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>Bassa Vita Lounge<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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font-family:Verdana'>below Bottoms Up<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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font-family:Verdana'>216.696.HAHA (4242)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>info at somethingdada.com<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>http://www.somethingdada.com<o:p></o:p></span></font=
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>http://www.cafepress.com/somethingdada<o:p></o:p></s=
pan></font></p>

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