[NEohioPAL]Something Dada's Guide to Fireworks

[Something Dada]

It has come to our attention that some of you may be planning to shoot of fireworks this weekend for some reason.  If that does happen to be the case, we'd like to let you know about some of the newest and most exciting fireworks available:

The Paris Hilton - sort of wanders about the sky aimlessly, but looks great on film.  Very expensive.  Do not touch this firework without gloves, as it can make you itch.

The Ryan Seacrest - This firework is very much in demand right now, but is actually completely empty.  Has a bright pink flare.

The Cleveland Indian - This shoots up extremely rapidly, but then plunges down to earth even more quickly.

The Ben Roethlisberger - Comes with lots of stickers where it claims to be safe, but will hit you in the face and explode.

The Rush Limbaugh - Makes a lot of noise, but isn't very bright.

Be sure to ask for all of these by name when you're buying fireworks to NOT shoot off in Ohio *winkwink*.

Of course, before the weekend starts comes Thursday, and with Thursday comes Something Dada at the Bassa Vita Lounge, below Bottom's Up in Lakewood.  So come down and explode with laughter (get it?  explode? fireworks?) at the hilarious improvised antics of Something Dada Thursday night at 9.

Next show times:
Thursday, 6/29/06
9:00 PM

Thursday, 7/6/06
9:00 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge
below Bottoms Up
1572 W. 117th St. 
Lakewood, OH
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Something Dada
P.O. Box 81422
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216.696.HAHA (4242)
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