[NEohioPAL]Something Dada - Enhancement-Free

[Something Dada]

As a follow-up to last week's e-mail, Something Dada would like to offer a complete and total denial, followed by a half-confession, and a rant at the media thinly disguised as an apology.  

As you may have heard, Something Dada tested positive for increased levels of performance enhancing funny in our blood stream.  Anybody who has seen us on a regular basis knows that we do not have any need for performance enhancing funny.  Any enhancement to our performance comes from naturally occurring funny, and we have never injected funny into our bloodstream, taken funny orally, inhaled funny, or sprinkled funny dust on our heads in an effort to enhance our performance.  

Something we ate prior to our last performance may have spiked our funny, but we want to tell everyone that we had no idea that it could spike our funny, and in no way was an effort on our part to sidestep the Funny Testing Agency.  It is very possible that an angry doorman spiked our drinks with funny the night before.  

As such, we would like to apologize to any and all persons who may have overly delicate sensibilities to funny and whom we may have angered in our funniness.  All we can offer is our assurance that all funny, past present and future, that comes from a Something Dada performance is purely our own, and generated naturally, much like arsenic.  

In an effort to show good faith toward the community, we would like to offer everybody free admission to our next show at the Bassa Vita Lounge, below Bottoms Up in Lakewood, this Thursday at 9 PM.  We look forward to seeing you there, and promise to maintain our commitment to enhancement-free performances.

Thank you,
Something Dada

Next show times:
Thursday, 8/3/06
9:00 PM

Thursday, 8/10/06
9:00 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge
below Bottoms Up
1572 W. 117th St. 
Lakewood, OH
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Something Dada
P.O. Box 81422
Cleveland OH 44181-0422
216.696.HAHA (4242)
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