[NEohioPAL]Something Dada's Thanksgiving Survival Kit

[Something Dada]

Sorry, everybody, no Turkey Show for Dada this week.  We'll be taking Thanksgiving night off.  However, we certainly don't want to leave in the lurch, wandering through the desert of boredom searching for an oasis of entertainment in our absence.  If it's Thanksgiving night, there's no Dada, you have the Time Warner crybabies not showing you the football game, and you can't play another game of Scrabble without wanting to stick a drumstick in Uncle Fred's eye, here are a few ideas for keeping yourself entertained:

-	See how many Clementine peels you can stack on passed out Aunt Judy before she wakes up
-	Four words: turkey carcass puppet show
-	A stuffing sculpture contest, with extra points for whoever uses the cranberry sauce in the most disgusting way
-	Tally up the scores from your Fantasy Dinner League, with points divvied up for who ate the most of each food, and bonuses for who went to the bathroom least, and whoever was first to undo their belt
-	See who can prompt the most boring story from Grandpa (alternate bonus points for getting him to tell his war story of the house of ill repute and the pixie sticks before mom stops him)

Hopefully, these ideas will keep you entertained for the week until you get your Dada fix again.  And don't worry, we will be back next Thursday, making you laugh at the Bassa Vita Lounge beneath Bottom's Up in Lakewood.  See you then!

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Next show times (all shows 21 and Over only):
Thursday, 11/23/06
***NO SHOW - THANKSGIVING***

Thursday, 11/30/06
9:30 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge
below Bottoms Up
1572 W. 117th St. 
Lakewood, OH
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