[NEohioPAL]Mike and Ike interview the cast of Evil Dead-The Musical

[Jeff Holland]

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WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IS RUDE.  IT=92S FUNNY, BUT IT=92S RUDE. =
 GET OFFENDED NOW AND IT=92S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT=0A =0AMike: (English accen=
t) Greetings and salutations.  He=92s not Mike.=0A =0AIke: (Southern accent=
) He ain=92t Ike.  Okay, Deadites, we=92re getting=92 our freak on major th=
is time.  Right before we leave ta see the show itself, we present the seco=
nd of our=0A =0AEVIL DEAD-THE MUSICAL=0A =0AI:  interviews, this time with =
a whole buncha people.=0A =0AM:  This interview began like most of ours do=
=0A =0AI:  Large amounts of Jack Daniels, mescaline, and Tang.=0A =0AM:  An=
d ended like most of ours do.=0A =0AI:  One of us doin=92 community service=
.=0A =0AM:  But the middle part!  Oh, the middle part!=0A =0AI:  When we we=
re trippin=92 balls.=0A =0AM:  It was glorious.=0A =0AI:  And informative.=
=0A =0AM:  And it went a little something like this.=0A =0APART 1:  CHRISTO=
HPER BOND AND GEORGE REINBLATT=0A =0AM:  We decided to start with the creat=
ors of the show.  Chris came up with the idea, helped compose, directed the=
 original production, and co-directed the current show.  George wrote the b=
ook and lyrics.  First time lyricist, by the way.=0A =0AI:  We hopped inta =
the Impala, drove up ta Canada, and found =91em at the same Burger King whe=
re Matt Olmstead works.=0A =0AM:  Our plan was simple, but it did require a=
 little bit of preparation.  Ike got a job as a cook there.  Surprisingly, =
he=92s had quite a lot of experience in the fast food industry.=0A =0AI:  T=
wo words, limey:  expunged record.=0A =0AM:  I=92ll shut up now.=0A =0AI:  =
Good man.  So I was there for about two days before they came back in.  All=
 I had ta do was lace their whoppers with Rohypnol and we were in business.=
=0A =0AM:  We took them to the basement--which, for a restaurant, was prett=
y filthy, and strapped them to a couple of electric chairs.  In front of th=
em was a television set and on top of that television set were two sock mon=
keys, speakers in their cute little button noses.=0A =0AI:  We take you now=
 two said monkeys.=0A =0AMonkey 1:  Greetings and salutations.  He=92s not =
M=97=0A =0AMonkey 2:  Don=92t be a retard, limey!=0A =0AM1:  What?  Oh, rig=
ht!  Right.  Christopher Bond and George Reinblatt, you have precisely five=
 minutes to escape from your chairs.  If you do not, the television set wil=
l turn on and you will be forced to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special!=0A=
 =0AChris:  Do you expect me to talk?=0A =0AM1:  No, Mr. Bond, I expect=97=
=0A =0AI:  You ta shut the hell up!  We=92re done.  I went along with this =
Saw thing cause I thought it was funny, but you SWORE TA ME you wouldn=92t =
do THIS joke!=0A =0AM:  But=97=0A =0AI:  No!  Bit=92s done!  That=92s it.  =
We=92re goin=92 ta the questions.=0A =0APAUSE=0A =0AM:  Buzzkill.=0A =0A I:=
  I=92d like ta hear some more about Opening Night during the blackout.  I =
mean, this really is an amazin=92 the-ater story.=0A =0AChris:  The night o=
f the blackout was unreal. As I was walking out of my house, my power shut =
down. I thought nothing of it and hopped into my car. I didn=92t realize th=
ere was a problem until I saw that all the light at the intersections were =
out and chaotic traffic was upon us. So I hit the radio and bam, blackout. =
My first thought was...."please, not on opening night". =0A=0ASo I finally =
got to the theatre and a couple of the crew members were having a beer insi=
de, kinda laughing at our Karma. "Hey Guys, do you think the power is going=
 to come back". They both shook their heads. "Well, let's do it outside" =
=0A=0AThankfully the cast and enough of the band showed up to make this a r=
eality. We dragged out pieces of the set and props and set them up on the l=
awn in front of the theater which was a stone's throw from a very busy Bloo=
r St. =0A=0AThe rest was just magic. The acoustic band rocked. The actors w=
ere awesome and the people on the street (400 of them) loved the show and t=
old all there friends about it. I'll never forget using a flashlight like a=
 follow spot that night. It was karma, hooking us up!=0A =0AGeorge:  I live=
d the farthest away and with traffic so bad and the cell phones were acting=
 crazy, I never made it to the show.=0A =0AM:  What the Fuck Was That.  Coo=
lest song title in history.  Thoughts?  Comments?=0A =0AG:  Yes, yes it is =
the coolest song title in history. We we're just granted that award. Surpri=
singly enough the tune that used to have that distinction was Lionel Ritchi=
e's "Hello" ... but we beat narrowly beat him out in the last voting. Mainl=
y because "Hello" isn't that cool of a song title in the first place.  =0A=
=0ABut we're the champs now. And anyone else looking to have a cooler song =
title... don't even bother... it's just you and Lionel battling it out for =
second place now.  Losers.=0A =0AI:  What would ya do for a Klondike bar?=
=0A =0AG:  I would pay the suggested retail price at 7-11.   I would=0A =0A=
M:  And finally, Chris, assuming of course Heaven exists and assuming of co=
urse that you get there and assuming of course there is a violent coup in w=
hich you are installed as Ultimate Ruler of All Things, what would you do t=
o really mess with our heads?=0A =0AC:  First of all, I'm a good catholic b=
oy so Heaven is in the cards. But if by some mix-up I end up running the sh=
ow, well the first order of business would be easy. I would dump a shitload=
 of snow on California and see what they do! Maybe they will call the army?=
 Then me and my minions from up above can watch these Californians scatter =
like ants screaming "SNOW!!! OMG THE HORROR!!"=0A =0AI:  Then we all had a =
whopper with Matt and went to see Apocalypto which, much like Mel Gibson, i=
s pretentious and nowhere near as good as it believes it is.  We had fun.=
=0A =0APART 2:  THE CAST (JENNIFER BYRNE, JENNA COKER, RENEE KLAPMEYER, TOM=
 WALKER, RYAN WARD, BRANDON WARDELL, DARRYL WINSLOW, AND AMY SHUTE)=0A =0AM=
:  Back in the day, you could not swing a dead hooker in Times Square witho=
ut hitting a seedy strip joint, porn theatre, or in fact, someone else swin=
ging a dead hooker.=0A =0AI:  I miss those days.  Now that Disney owns ever=
ything, ya swing a dead hooker all you=92re gonna hit is a Starbucks.  Seri=
ously, they have one on almost every frakkin=92 corner.  It=92s kinda creep=
y.=0A =0AM:  However, the illicit sex trade continues to flourish in Manhat=
tan.  You just know where to look.=0A =0AI:  Example:  Open a copy of The V=
illage Voice and turn ta the back and you will find literally page after pa=
ge of ads for Asian =93foot, back, and full body=94 massage parlors.  I cou=
nted.=0A =0AM:  I visited.=0A =0AI:  What?=0A =0AM:  Nothing.=0A =0AI:  In =
one issue, there were 41 ads for Asian parlors and one Russian.  Ya know, i=
t=92s kinda sad that in one of the biggest cities in America, we got foreig=
ners cornerin=92 the grope market.=0A =0AM:  As for strip joints, no longer=
 is there a thin man with a pencil-thin mustache standing on the street sho=
uting at the top of his lungs about cup size and various things being moist=
.=0A =0AI:  I miss those days.=0A =0AM:  Now there is a well built man with=
 a pencil-thin mustache and a uniform opening the door for you to an exclus=
ive and mind bogglingly expensive =93gentlemen=92s club,=94 that usually ha=
s some sort of Asian name and a back room if you want a foot massage.=0A =
=0AI:  The point of this story is we met up with the cast of=0A =0AEVIL DEA=
D-THE MUSICAL=0A=0AI:  at just such a club, whose name roughly translated i=
nta =93House of the Dancing Jade Princess=94 or =93Vaginas R Us.=94=0A =0AM=
:  They were in between sets so we only had about ten minutes ta ask questi=
ons.=0A =0AI:  And we were also missing Ryan Williams, who was apparently p=
laying Ryan Ward for an Icons of Fright interview.=0A =0AM:  In reference t=
o the song Housewares Employee, are you, in fact, the perfect girl?=0A =0AJ=
ennifer Byrne:  Well actually... yes. I am the perfect girl....sigh.... it'=
s so hard being perfect. Everything I do is just.... well.... perfect.....g=
old, in fact.  Wait... what? Are you kidding me?! Hell no, I am not perfect=
! I swear, am a horrible cook, have a horrible temper, am slightly OCD abou=
t neatness, and don't have a favorite colour. Plus I laugh at inappropriate=
 times, you know, the typical funeral, when people trip and try to cover it=
 up, when people inadvertently fart and try to ignore it.... yup. That's me=
. Sooo not perfect! But I think perfect is a little boring to tell you the =
truth. The fun is in the flaws. But of course, take all that away and... Ye=
s, I am perfect.=0A =0AI:  Okay, you come up with some pooper puckeringly b=
ad puns in the show.  Were you inta puns before, or did this show kill the =
joy for you?=0A =0AJenna Coker:  well, i have always been known to be punny=
... (Cue the drum fill) no, in all seriousness I don't think I have ever be=
en one to shout out a pun at will... but it has worked it's way into my dai=
ly life since Cheryl came along.=0A =0AM:  First off, I wanted to say that =
I saw you in The Producers and you were quite Swedish.  Have you ever wante=
d to, just once, one night sing =93All the Men in my Life Keep Getting Kill=
ed by Candarian Demons=94 as Ulla?=0A =0ARenee Klapmeyer:  No.  But I've of=
ten wanted to sing it as Ricky Martin.=0A =0AI:  You=92re listed as playing=
 Ed and Moose.  Is Moose another character or is this the infamous moose pu=
ppet we been hearin=92 about and if so, how does one find his inner moose?=
=0A =0ATom Walker:  I AM the Moose puppet and to find one's "inner Moose"..=
.Hmmmm, In THIS case, I'd say contact your local Candarian Demon Moose head=
quarters and sign up to go on their annual Candarian retreat getaway where =
they'll teach you how to search your inner Moose depths to bring the utmost=
 Moose-ness within you, all for a weekend special rate of 119.95 all inclus=
ive!!!=0A =0AM:  You=92ve been with the show from the beginning.  I=92d lik=
e to hear your thoughts on the opening night/blackout performance.=0A =0ARy=
an Ward:  The night of the blackout was one of the greatest acting experien=
ces of my life (if not the greatest). It was like going back to how it must=
 have been done in olden days (but of course you didn't have car headlights=
 and flashlights etc). You just start doing a show out on the street, throw=
 a few chairs in front of you and hope the hubbub attracts a crowd. Which i=
t did, like 500 people because everyone was out seeing what was going on in=
 the Annex (an area of Toronto, the artsy area), no one was at home watchin=
g TV, or movies, or in pubs or clubs or anything cause there was no power t=
o cook their food or pump their beer out of the taps.  Virtually the whole =
city was out on the streets just checking out the blackout scene. And becau=
se we had bothered to get out there to try and still do our show everyone w=
as totally jazzed with us. We had an improvised band with people who weren'=
t even in the band but who could play or at least sort of play those instru=
ments, who
 just happened to be there or people who were doing other things on the sho=
w would pick up an instrument if they knew how to play, our sound guy Mike =
Laird just started playing the drums and he was awesome, didn't miss a beat=
. I mean the crowd was so big it stretched all the way back from the front =
lawn of the Tranzac club where we were performing to Bloor St. like 50 yard=
s back and there were people packed onto all sides. It was probably the big=
gest loudest fan reaction that we have ever gotten for this show, to this d=
ay, it was fucking bananas. I mean Matt Olmstead jumped out of a fucking tr=
ee to start the Necronomicon, how cool is that? The BEST, best ever.=0A =0A=
I:  First off, massive kudos for bein=92 in Assassins, the single darkest m=
usical ever written (Thank you Sondheim).  Okay, so you=92re in a Guns N Ro=
ses cover band.  How does one find his inner Axl?=0A =0ABrandon Wardell:  T=
hanks for the props.  Assassins was an amazing experience with some insanel=
y talented people.  Sondheim and John Weidman are the coolest.  Inner Axl. =
 I think there is a little Axl in all of us waiting to get out.  The key is=
 Whiskey.  Lots and lots of Whiskey!=0A =0AM:  Who do you think would win i=
n a fight, Ash or Musical Ash?=0A =0AI:  Jesus, limey, why don=92tcha just =
ask the guy what kinda tree he wants ta be.=0A =0ADarryl Winslow:  Well, if=
 you could time travel back to the 80's, I definitely think Ash would win, =
but since Bruce has gotten 20 years older, singing Ash could hit him with a=
 hot note and watch him bounce.=0A =0AI:  If Ryan Williams was gonna kill s=
omeone in the cast ta get their part permanently, and you knew about it, wo=
uld you save him?=0A =0AAmy Shute:  Ryan Williams said he would kill me so =
of course I would save myself.  I really thought I could trust him after he=
 promised to hit Renee in the knee so I could steal her role.  Oops, I mean=
....He would never do that....anyway....next question, please.=0A =0AM:  An=
d now, we end this interview like we end all interviews, with the famous qu=
estionnaire written by Xaviera Hollander.  Cast, what is your favorite word=
 for oral sex?=0A =0AJB:  Oh so many to choose! Receiving it, Getting some =
"face time", Going=0A"Shopping downtown" Giving it - i would honestly say t=
hat i am pretty blunt and usually=0Asay "Sucking cock". Haaahaa! =0A=0ATW: =
 Pre-Game =0A=0ARW:  Working Carpet (Ryan Ward)=0A =0ABW:  Head it works bo=
th ways.  I LIKE THE CLASSICS=0A =0AI:  What=92s your least favorite word i=
n the movie title =93The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living an=
d Became Mixed Up Zombies?=94=0A=0AM:  And you bitched about my musical Ash=
 question.=0A =0AI:  Yes, I did.  Now shut up.=0A =0AJC:  Mixed =0A=0AJB:  =
Mixed Up?! What the fuck does that mean? How is a zombie mixed up?! =0A=0AT=
W:  Mixed =0A =0AM:  What turns you on more, really good pornography or the=
 fact that you=92re getting paid to be a dancing demon?=0A =0ABW:  Uhh, por=
n is amazing!  X-tube, hello?=0A =0AJB:  Baby, it is all about if the audie=
nce is turned on to see me as a dancing demon... if not, really hot porn.  =
That and how much blood is involved.....wait... what?  Ew. =0A =0AAS:  How =
about demon porn.  Now that would be a good flick.=0A =0AM:  You need to wa=
tch more anime.=0A =0AI:  What turns you off more about New York, Broadway =
ticket prices or the fact that you can=92t find a decent record store anywh=
ere?=0A =0AJC: Broadway ticket prices.=0A =0AJB:  Broadway ticket prices...=
 that is what the internet is for.... And porn.... wait... what? Ew.=0A =0A=
RW:  Everyone knows my response to this from my bitching on MySpace=0A =0AM=
:  What=92s your favorite word that sounds naughty but isn=92t.=0A =0ARW:  =
  Panties.=0A =0ATW:  Intercourse (it has SO many usages...Technically not =
ALL naughty!)=0A =0AJB:  Panties.   Moist..... No wait.... it think they ar=
e both just gross smelly words that should never have been invented. But va=
gina is funny... hee hee!=0A =0ABW:  Pussy.=0A =0AI:  What sound or noise w=
ould you rather make, a fart or a choo choo?=0A =0AM:  Oh, for the love of =
God!=0A=0AI:  What?=0A =0AM:  Oh, this is going to get us respectability.=
=0A =0ABW:  Farts are hilarious...sounding, not smelling=0A =0AJC:  Fart.=
=0A =0ATW:  Fart.=0A =0ARW:  Fart (Always)=0A =0AJB:  Wait, would the choo =
choo be coming out of my butt?=0A =0AM:  What sound or noise makes you want=
 to shove kabob skewers into your eardrums?=0A =0AAS:  Nails on a chalkboar=
d- It takes me back to elementary school where the kids called me twig and =
pulled my chair out from under me.  I'm still in therapy. =0A =0ATW:  Someo=
ne Chewing while on the phone!!! =0A =0ABW:  Carol Channing=92s voice.=0A =
=0ARW:  Nickleback songs.=0A =0AI:  Yeah, that=92s on my list, too.  Finall=
y, what=92s the next horror film you=92d like to see musicalized?=0A =0AJC:=
  Shaun of the Dead.=0A =0AAS:  The Shining.  Can I please play the lady in=
 the bathtub?=0A =0ATW:  Scream or Halloween.  So much material there.=0A =
=0ARW:  ALIENS THE MUSICAL (on which Tom, Brandon and myself have already s=
tarted work, Glen Danzig is attached and has given us permission to use his=
 classic "Mother" as the climactic number in the Alien nest. Jennifer Byrne=
 is attached to play Ripley.=0A =0ABW:  Alien.  And don't bother stealing t=
he idea; we are well on our way with=0Adeveloping it!=0A =0AM:  Unfortunate=
ly, the next dancer was hitting the stage and the bouncer finally recognize=
d Ike so we had to leave.=0A =0AI:  Ta end the day, we saw Blood Diamond wh=
ich, much like Mel Gibson, is pretentious and nowhere near as good as it be=
lieves it is.=0A =0A =0A =0ACOMING VERY SOON:  Mike and Ike hit New York an=
d see=0A =0AEVIL DEAD-THE MUSICAL=0A=0A____________________________________=
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un: yes">  </SPAN>THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW IS RUDE.<SPAN style=3D"mso-s=
pacerun: yes">  </SPAN>IT=92S FUNNY, BUT IT=92S RUDE.<SPAN style=3D"ms=
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=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Mike: (English accent=
) Greetings and salutations.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN=
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Ike: (Southern accent) He ain=92t Ike.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>Okay, Deadites, we=92re getting=92 our freak on major this time.=
<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Right before we leave ta se=
e the show itself, we present the second of our</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal =
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rmal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbs=
p; </SPAN>interviews, this time with a whole buncha people.</P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: y=
es">  </SPAN>This interview began like most of ours do</P>=0A<P class=
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=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: y=
es">  </SPAN>Large amounts of Jack Daniels, mescaline, and Tang.</P>=
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=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-=
spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>And ended like most of ours do.</P>=0A<P class=
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=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: y=
es">  </SPAN>One of us doin=92 community service.</P>=0A<P class=3DMso=
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Normal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&n=
bsp; </SPAN>But the middle part!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </=
SPAN>Oh, the middle part!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>When we were trip=
pin=92 balls.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p=
> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<S=
PAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>It was glorious.</P>=0A<P cla=
ss=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P cla=
ss=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun:=
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RGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MA=
RGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>And it=
 went a little something like this.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MAR=
GIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MAR=
GIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">PART 1:<SPAN st=
yle=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>CHRISTOHPER BOND AND GEORGE REINBLA=
TT<o:p></o:p></B></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<B style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o:p> </o:p></B></P>=0A<P cl=
ass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun=
: yes">  </SPAN>We decided to start with the creators of the show.<SPA=
N style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Chris came up with the idea, he=
lped compose, directed the original production, and co-directed the current=
 show.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>George wrote the book=
 and lyrics.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>First time lyri=
cist, by the way.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>We hopped inta the Impala=
, drove up ta <?xml:namespace prefix =3D st1 ns =3D "urn:schemas-microsoft-=
com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>Canada</st1:place></=
st1:country-region>, and found =91em at the same Burger King where Matt Olm=
stead works.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>=
 </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SP=
AN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Our plan was simple, but it di=
d require a little bit of preparation.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>Ike got a job as a cook there.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">=
  </SPAN>Surprisingly, he=92s had quite a lot of experience in the fas=
t food industry.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><=
o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I=
:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Two words, limey:<SPAN sty=
le=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>expunged record.</P>=0A<P class=3DMs=
oNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMs=
oNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&=
nbsp; </SPAN>I=92ll shut up now.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN=
: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN=
: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Good man.<=
SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>So I was there for about two=
 days before they came back in.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </S=
PAN>All I had ta do was lace their whoppers with Rohypnol and we were in bu=
siness.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp=
;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN st=
yle=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>We took them to the basement--which=
, for a restaurant, was pretty filthy, and strapped them to a couple of ele=
ctric chairs.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>In front of th=
em was a television set and on top of that television set were two sock mon=
keys, speakers in their cute little button noses.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  =
</SPAN>We take you now two said monkeys.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Monkey 1:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  =
</SPAN>Greetings and salutations.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  <=
/SPAN>He=92s not M=97</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0=
pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0=
pt">Monkey 2:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Don=92t be a r=
etard, limey!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p=
> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M1:<=
SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What?<SPAN style=3D"mso-spac=
erun: yes">  </SPAN>Oh, right!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =
 </SPAN>Right.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Christopher B=
ond and George Reinblatt, you have precisely five minutes to escape from yo=
ur chairs.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>If you do not, th=
e television set will turn on and you will be forced to watch The Star Wars=
 Holiday Special!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
Chris:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Do you expect me to t=
alk?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </=
o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M1:<SPAN styl=
e=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>No, Mr. Bond, I expect=97</P>=0A<P cl=
ass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P cl=
ass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun=
: yes">  </SPAN>You ta shut the hell up!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: y=
es">  </SPAN>We=92re done.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </S=
PAN>I went along with this Saw thing cause I thought it was funny, but you =
SWORE TA ME you wouldn=92t do THIS joke!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>=
But=97</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> =
</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN sty=
le=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>No!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"=
>  </SPAN>Bit=92s done!<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN=
>That=92s it.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>We=92re goin=
=92 ta the questions.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0=
pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0=
pt">PAUSE</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nb=
sp;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN =
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Buzzkill.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNor=
mal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNor=
mal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> <=
/SPAN>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I=92d like ta hear =
some more about Opening Night during the blackout.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacer=
un: yes">  </SPAN>I mean, this really is an amazin=92 the-ater story.<=
/P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p><=
/P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Chris:<SPAN style=
=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>The night of the blackout was unreal. =
As I was walking out of my house, my power shut down. I thought nothing of =
it and hopped into my car. I didn=92t realize there was a problem until I s=
aw that all the light at the intersections were out and chaotic traffic was=
 upon us. So I hit the radio and bam, blackout. My first thought was...."pl=
ease, not on opening night". <BR><BR>So I finally got to the theatre and a =
couple of the crew members were having a beer inside, kinda laughing at our=
 Karma. "Hey Guys, do you think the power is going to come back". They both=
 shook their heads. "Well, let's do it outside" <BR><BR>Thankfully the cast=
 and enough of the band showed up to make this a reality. We dragged out pi=
eces of the set and props and set them up on the lawn in front of the theat=
er which was a stone's throw from a very busy Bloor St. <BR><BR>The rest wa=
s just magic. The acoustic
 band rocked. The actors were awesome and the people on the street (400 of =
them) loved the show and told all there friends about it. I'll never forget=
 using a flashlight like a follow spot that night. It was karma, hooking us=
 up!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </=
o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">George:<SPAN =
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I lived the farthest away and wit=
h traffic so bad and the cell phones were acting crazy, I never made it to =
the show.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nb=
sp;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN =
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What the Fuck Was That.<SPAN styl=
e=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Coolest song title in history.<SPAN s=
tyle=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Thoughts?<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacer=
un: yes">  </SPAN>Comments?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN=
: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN=
: 0in 0in 0pt">G:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Yes, yes i=
t is the coolest song title in history. We we're just granted that award. S=
urprisingly enough the tune that used to have that distinction was Lionel R=
itchie's "Hello" ... but we beat narrowly beat him out in the last voting. =
Mainly because "Hello" isn't that cool of a song title in the first place.<=
SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal =
style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><BR>But we're the champs now. And anyone else=
 looking to have a cooler song title... don't even bother... it's just you =
and Lionel battling it out for second place now. <SPAN style=3D"mso-spaceru=
n: yes"> </SPAN>Losers.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0i=
n 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0i=
n 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What would ya =
do for a <st1:place>Klondike</st1:place> bar?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal st=
yle=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal st=
yle=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">G:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SP=
AN>I would pay the suggested retail price at 7-11.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacer=
un: yes">   </SPAN>I would</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MA=
RGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MA=
RGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>And fi=
nally, Chris, assuming of course Heaven exists and assuming of course that =
you get there and assuming of course there is a violent coup in which you a=
re installed as Ultimate Ruler of All Things, what would you do to really m=
ess with our heads?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt=
"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt=
">C:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>First of all, I'm a goo=
d catholic boy so Heaven is in the cards. But if by some mix-up I end up ru=
nning the show, well the first order of business would be easy. I would dum=
p a shitload of snow on <st1:State><st1:place>California</st1:place></st1:S=
tate> and see what they do! Maybe they will call the army? Then me and my m=
inions from up above can watch these Californians scatter like ants screami=
ng "SNOW!!! OMG THE HORROR!!"</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0=
in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0=
in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Then we all h=
ad a whopper with Matt and went to see Apocalypto which, much like Mel Gibs=
on, is pretentious and nowhere near as good as it believes it is.<SPAN styl=
e=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>We had fun.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">P=
ART 2:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>THE CAST (JENNIFER BY=
RNE, JENNA COKER, RENEE KLAPMEYER, TOM WALKER, RYAN WARD, BRANDON WARDELL, =
DARRYL WINSLOW, AND AMY SHUTE)<o:p></o:p></B></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal st=
yle=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o:p>=
 </o:p></B></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M=
:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Back in the day, you could=
 not swing a dead hooker in <st1:place>Times Square</st1:place> without hit=
ting a seedy strip joint, porn theatre, or in fact, someone else swinging a=
 dead hooker.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p=
> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<S=
PAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I miss those days.<SPAN style=
=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Now that Disney owns everything, ya sw=
ing a dead hooker all you=92re gonna hit is a Starbucks.<SPAN style=3D"mso-=
spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Seriously, they have one on almost every frakk=
in=92 corner.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>It=92s kinda c=
reepy.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> =
</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN sty=
le=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>However, the illicit sex trade conti=
nues to flourish in <st1:City><st1:place>Manhattan</st1:place></st1:City>.<=
SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>You just know where to look.=
</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p>=
</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"=
mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Example:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">=
  </SPAN>Open a copy of The Village Voice and turn ta the back and you=
 will find literally page after page of ads for Asian =93foot, back, and fu=
ll body=94 massage parlors.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>=
I counted.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&n=
bsp;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=
 style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I visited.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>What?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><=
o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M=
:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Nothing.</P>=0A<P class=3D=
MsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3D=
MsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"=
>  </SPAN>In one issue, there were 41 ads for Asian parlors and one Ru=
ssian.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Ya know, it=92s kinda=
 sad that in one of the biggest cities in <st1:country-region><st1:place>Am=
erica</st1:place></st1:country-region>, we got foreigners cornerin=92 the g=
rope market.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>=
 </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SP=
AN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>As for strip joints, no longer=
 is there a thin man with a pencil-thin mustache standing on the street sho=
uting at the top of his lungs about cup size and various things being moist=
.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p=
></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D=
"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I miss those days.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNo=
rmal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNo=
rmal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbs=
p; </SPAN>Now there is a well built man with a pencil-thin mustache and a u=
niform opening the door for you to an exclusive and mind bogglingly expensi=
ve =93gentlemen=92s club,=94 that usually has some sort of Asian name and a=
 back room if you want a foot massage.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"=
MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"=
MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>The =
point of this story is we met up with the cast of</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=3Dcenter><SPAN st=
yle=3D"FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: Chiller">EVIL DEAD-THE MUSICAL</SPAN><=
/P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center=
" align=3Dcenter><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: Chiller"><o:p=
></o:p></SPAN> </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0p=
t">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>at just such a club, w=
hose name roughly translated inta =93House of the Dancing Jade Princess=94 =
or =93Vaginas R Us.=94</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in =
0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in =
0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>They were in between=
 sets so we only had about ten minutes ta ask questions.</P>=0A<P class=3DM=
soNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DM=
soNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">=
  </SPAN>And we were also missing Ryan Williams, who was apparently pl=
aying Ryan Ward for an Icons of Fright interview.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorma=
l style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  =
</SPAN>In reference to the song Housewares Employee, are you, in fact, the =
perfect girl?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p=
> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Jenn=
ifer Byrne:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Well actually...=
 yes. I am the perfect girl....sigh.... it's so hard being perfect. Everyth=
ing I do is just.... well.... perfect.....gold, in fact.  Wait... what=
? Are you kidding me?! Hell no, I am not perfect! I swear, am a horrible co=
ok, have a horrible temper, am slightly OCD about neatness, and don't have =
a favorite colour. Plus I laugh at inappropriate times, you know, the typic=
al funeral, when people trip and try to cover it up, when people inadverten=
tly fart and try to ignore it.... yup. That's me. Sooo not perfect! But I t=
hink perfect is a little boring to tell you the truth. The fun is in the fl=
aws. But of course, take all that away and... Yes, I am perfect.</P>=0A<P c=
lass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P c=
lass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spaceru=
n: yes">  </SPAN>Okay, you come up with some pooper puckeringly bad pu=
ns in the show.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Were you int=
a puns before, or did this show kill the joy for you?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Jenna Coker:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun=
: yes">  </SPAN>well, i have always been known to be punny... (Cue the=
 drum fill) no, in all seriousness I don't think I have ever been one to sh=
out out a pun at will... but it has worked it's way into my daily life sinc=
e Cheryl came along.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0p=
t"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0p=
t">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>First off, I wanted to=
 say that I saw you in The Producers and you were quite Swedish.<SPAN style=
=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Have you ever wanted to, just once, on=
e night sing =93All the Men in my Life Keep Getting Killed by Candarian Dem=
ons=94 as Ulla?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o=
:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Re=
nee Klapmeyer:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>No.  But=
 I've often wanted to sing it as Ricky Martin.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal s=
tyle=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal s=
tyle=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </S=
PAN>You=92re listed as playing Ed and Moose.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: ye=
s">  </SPAN>Is Moose another character or is this the infamous moose p=
uppet we been hearin=92 about and if so, how does one find his inner moose?=
</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p>=
</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Tom Walker:<SPAN =
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>I AM the Moose puppet and to find=
 one's "inner Moose"...Hmmmm, In THIS case, I'd say contact your local Cand=
arian Demon Moose headquarters and sign up to go on their annual Candarian =
retreat getaway where they'll teach you how to search your inner Moose dept=
hs to bring the utmost Moose-ness within you, all for a weekend special rat=
e of 119.95 all inclusive!!!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0i=
n 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0i=
n 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>You=92ve been =
with the show from the beginning.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  <=
/SPAN>I=92d like to hear your thoughts on the opening night/blackout perfor=
mance.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> =
</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Ryan Ward:<=
SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>The night of the blackout wa=
s one of the greatest acting experiences of my life (if not the greatest). =
It was like going back to how it must have been done in olden days (but of =
course you didn't have car headlights and flashlights etc). You just start =
doing a show out on the street, throw a few chairs in front of you and hope=
 the hubbub attracts a crowd. Which it did, like 500 people because everyon=
e was out seeing what was going on in the Annex (an area of <st1:City><st1:=
place>Toronto</st1:place></st1:City>, the artsy area), no one was at home w=
atching TV, or movies, or in pubs or clubs or anything cause there was no p=
ower to cook their food or pump their beer out of the taps. <SPAN style=3D"=
mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Virtually the whole city was out on the str=
eets just checking out the blackout scene. And because we had bothered to g=
et out there to try and still do
 our show everyone was totally jazzed with us. We had an improvised band wi=
th people who weren't even in the band but who could play or at least sort =
of play those instruments, who just happened to be there or people who were=
 doing other things on the show would pick up an instrument if they knew ho=
w to play, our sound guy Mike Laird just started playing the drums and he w=
as awesome, didn't miss a beat. I mean the crowd was so big it stretched al=
l the way back from the front lawn of the Tranzac club where we were perfor=
ming to Bloor St. like 50 yards back and there were people packed onto all =
sides. It was probably the biggest loudest fan reaction that we have ever g=
otten for this show, to this day, it was fucking bananas. I mean Matt Olmst=
ead jumped out of a fucking tree to start the Necronomicon, how cool is tha=
t? The BEST, best ever.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in=
 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in=
 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>First off, massive =
kudos for bein=92 in Assassins, the single darkest musical ever written (Th=
ank you Sondheim).<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Okay, so =
you=92re in a Guns N Roses cover band.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>How does one find his inner Axl?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal styl=
e=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal styl=
e=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Brandon Wardell:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"=
>  </SPAN>Thanks for the props.  Assassins was an amazing ex=
perience with some insanely talented people.  Sondheim and John W=
eidman are the coolest.  Inner Axl.  I think there is a=
 little Axl in all of us waiting to get out.  The key is Whiskey.=
  Lots and lots of Whiskey!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"M=
ARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"M=
ARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Who d=
o you think would win in a fight, Ash or Musical Ash?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>Jesus, limey, why don=92tcha just ask the guy what kinda tree he=
 wants ta be.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p=
> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Darr=
yl Winslow:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Well, if you cou=
ld time travel back to the 80's, I definitely think Ash would win, but sinc=
e Bruce has gotten 20 years older, singing Ash could hit him with a hot not=
e and watch him bounce.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in=
 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in=
 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>If Ryan Williams wa=
s gonna kill someone in the cast ta get their part permanently, and you kne=
w about it, would you save him?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN:=
 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN:=
 0in 0in 0pt">Amy Shute:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Rya=
n Williams said he would kill me so of course I would save myself.  I =
really thought I could trust him after he promised to hit Renee in the knee=
 so I could steal her role.  Oops, I mean....He would never do that...=
.anyway....next question, please.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGI=
N: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGI=
N: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>And now, =
we end this interview like we end all interviews, with the famous questionn=
aire written by Xaviera Hollander.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  =
</SPAN>Cast, what is your favorite word for oral sex?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JB:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&n=
bsp; </SPAN>Oh so many to choose! Receiving it, Getting some "face time", G=
oing<BR>"Shopping downtown" Giving it - i would honestly say that i am pret=
ty blunt and usually<BR>say "Sucking cock". Haaahaa! </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoN=
ormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><BR>TW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes=
">  </SPAN>Pre-Game </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt"><BR>RW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Working Carp=
et (Ryan Ward)<o:p></o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt">BW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Head it works bo=
th ways.  I LIKE THE CLASSICS</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D=
"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D=
"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Wha=
t=92s your least favorite word in the movie title =93The Incredibly Strange=
 Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies?=94</P>=0A<P clas=
s=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorm=
al style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =
 </SPAN>And you bitched about my musical Ash question.</P>=0A<P class=3DMso=
Normal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMso=
Normal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&n=
bsp; </SPAN>Yes, I did.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Now =
shut up.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbs=
p;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN sty=
le=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">JC:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </S=
PAN></SPAN>Mixed </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<BR>JB:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Mixed Up?! What the =
fuck does that mean? How is a zombie mixed up?! </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><BR>TW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nb=
sp; </SPAN>Mixed </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What turns you on more, r=
eally good pornography or the fact that you=92re getting paid to be a danci=
ng demon?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nb=
sp;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">BW:<SPAN=
 style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Uhh, porn is amazing! &nbsp=
;X-tube, hello?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o=
:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JB=
:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Baby, it is all about if t=
he audience is turned on to see me as a dancing demon... if not, really hot=
 porn. <SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>That and how much blo=
od is involved.....wait... what? <SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </=
SPAN>Ew. <o:p></o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0p=
t"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0p=
t">AS:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>How about demon porn.=
<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Now that would be a good fl=
ick.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </=
o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=
=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>You need to watch more anime.</P>=0A<P=
 class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P=
 class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-space=
run: yes">  </SPAN>What turns you off more about <st1:State><st1:place=
>New York</st1:place></st1:State>, Broadway ticket prices or the fact that =
you can=92t find a decent record store anywhere?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JC: Broadway ticket prices.</P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JB:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">  </SPAN>Broadway ticket prices... that is what the internet is f=
or.... And porn.... wait... what? Ew.<o:p></o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">RW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  =
</SPAN>Everyone knows my response to this from my bitching on MySpace</P>=
=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=
=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-=
spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What=92s your favorite word that sounds naught=
y but isn=92t.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:=
p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">RW:=
<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">    </SPAN>Panties.</P>=0A=
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A=
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">TW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-sp=
acerun: yes">  </SPAN>Intercourse (it has SO many usages...Technically=
 not ALL naughty!)</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"=
><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"=
>JB:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Panties. <SPAN style=3D=
"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Moist..... No wait.... it think they=
 are both just gross smelly words that should never have been invented. But=
 vagina is funny... hee hee!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0i=
n 0in 0pt"><SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">BW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">  </SPAN>Pussy.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0=
in 0pt">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What sound or noi=
se would you rather make, a fart or a choo choo?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  <=
/SPAN>Oh, for the love of God!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: =
0in 0in 0pt"> </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt=
">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>What?</P>=0A<P class=3D=
MsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3D=
MsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"=
>  </SPAN>Oh, this is going to get us respectability.</P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=
=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">BW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">  </SPAN>Farts are hilarious...sounding, not smelling</P>=0A<P cl=
ass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P cl=
ass=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JC:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spaceru=
n: yes">  </SPAN>Fart.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in=
 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in=
 0in 0pt">TW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Fart.</P>=0A<P=
 class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P=
 class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">RW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spac=
erun: yes">  </SPAN>Fart (Always)</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"=
MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"=
MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JB:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Wai=
t, would the choo choo be coming out of my butt?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal=
 style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  <=
/SPAN>What sound or noise makes you want to shove kabob skewers into your e=
ardrums?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbs=
p;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">AS:<SPAN =
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Nails on a chalkboard- It takes m=
e back to elementary school where the kids called me twig and pulled my cha=
ir out from under me.  I'm still in therapy. </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorm=
al style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNorm=
al style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">TW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp=
; </SPAN>Someone Chewing while on the phone!!! </P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal =
style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal =
style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">BW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  <=
/SPAN>Carol Channing=92s voice.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN:=
 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN:=
 0in 0in 0pt">RW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Nickleback=
 songs.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp=
;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN st=
yle=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Yeah, that=92s on my list, too.<SPA=
N style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Finally, what=92s the next horr=
or film you=92d like to see musicalized?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=
=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">JC:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN=
>Shaun of the Dead.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt=
"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt=
">AS:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>The Shining.<SPAN styl=
e=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Can I please play the lady in the bat=
htub?</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> <=
/o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">TW:<SPAN sty=
le=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Scream or Halloween.<SPAN style=3D"m=
so-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>So much material there.</P>=0A<P class=3DMs=
oNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMs=
oNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">RW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">=
  </SPAN>ALIENS THE MUSICAL (on which Tom, Brandon and myself have alr=
eady started work, Glen Danzig is attached and has given us permission to u=
se his classic "Mother" as the climactic number in the Alien nest. Jennifer=
 Byrne is attached to play Ripley.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARG=
IN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARG=
IN: 0in 0in 0pt">BW:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Alien.&=
nbsp; And don't bother stealing the idea; we are well on our way with<=
BR>developing it!</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
<o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">=
M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Unfortunately, the next d=
ancer was hitting the stage and the bouncer finally recognized Ike so we ha=
d to leave.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p>&=
nbsp;</o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPA=
N style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Ta end the day, we saw Blood Di=
amond which, much like Mel Gibson, is pretentious and nowhere near as =
good as it believes it is.</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in =
0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in =
0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in =
0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in =
0in 0pt">COMING VERY SOON:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>M=
ike and Ike hit <st1:State><st1:place>New York</st1:place></st1:State> and =
see</P>=0A<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o=
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