[NEohioPAL]Seeking Secretary for Multi-Million Dollar Start-up

[Mike Norton]

--0-2099596618-1172117114=:21311
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

Martian,
   
  Oh how DARE you say "NO!" to me.  There's only one who can say "NO!" to me.  And she's doing a fine job at it!   Hospitalization?  Phfuh! That is so Milos Forman of you!   And I was being modest with the "Multi Million" start-up.  Where's your humility, Ensemble???!   Disney hates me anyway.........Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt!
   
  Mike
   
  P.S. *Secretary ought to have some paralegal experience, too*
   
  

Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    Mr. Norton, 
   
  At the incredible risk of bursting my vital organs from the uncontrollable and hysterical
  laughter that consumed me, I might just hold you responsible for hospitalization.
   
  That you have the umitigated arrogance and oblivious relish of advertising for a multi-skilled
  person to follow you toady in your disorganization, WITHOUT PAY, and, to add the final twist
  of the blade, YOU ARE A. . . . . .(I don't believe I am writing this) a MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR START UP. . . . . . ..WHAT planet do you live on, . . .. .anyway! ??
  Or did you just fall off of that pear tree down the street from me?. 
   
  Get a life, Mr. Norton, . .. . .act like the professional you PRETEND to be.. . . .but 
  emphatically are not. . .MULTI-MILLION... ......are you doing this for Walt Disney or what??
   
  And this is the end of it... . ..your name is all over the Cleveland Theatre fine arts community
  as a real DODO.. . . .. . . ..talk to Jean Zarzour at GOT PAY.com. She will shave off a few more pounds of your scabby flesh. I did not enjoy sending this to you, but maybe you will
  wake up to something here. . . . .NO?????
   
  Martin Cosentino
  Special Projects Associate
  Ensemble Theatre


Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    Hello,
   
  I've all these files and folders which need to be further aggregated and categorized, while taking action upon many of them.  Basically, I need a Secretary with a notebook and pen, a position which could possibly evolve into a full-time occupation and Officer of the company, as detailed in the company's bylaws.    Seeking quick-thinker, great organizational skills, written & verbal skills, sense of humor and drive for greatness.   No pay now, for only a few hours are needed, but proven determination will lead to future attachment to an Employee Stock Options Program, both lucrative and rewarding.
   
  Email resume & cover letter to Mike or call at 216.381.9565.
   
  Thanks!

Mike Norton
  Patent Innovation Architect
  216.381.9565 



--0-2099596618-1172117114=:21311
Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

<div>Martian,</div>  <div> </div>  <div>Oh how DARE you say "NO!" to me.  There's only one who can say "NO!" to me.  And she's doing a fine job at it!   Hospitalization?  Phfuh! That is so Milos Forman of you!   And I was being modest with the "Multi Million" start-up.  Where's your humility, Ensemble???!   Disney hates me anyway.........Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt!</div>  <div> </div>  <div>Mike</div>  <div> </div>  <div>P.S. *Secretary ought to have some paralegal experience, too*</div>  <div> </div>  <div><BR><BR><B><I>Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net></I></B> wrote:</div>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">  <DIV>Mr. Norton, </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>At the incredible risk of bursting my vital organs from the uncontrollable and hysterical</DIV>  <DIV>laughter that consumed me, I might just hold you
 responsible for hospitalization.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>That you have the umitigated arrogance and oblivious relish of advertising for a multi-skilled</DIV>  <DIV>person to follow you toady in your disorganization, <STRONG>WITHOUT PAY</STRONG>, and, to add the final twist</DIV>  <DIV>of the blade, YOU ARE A. . . . . .(I don't believe I am writing this) a <STRONG>MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR </STRONG><STRONG>START UP. . . . . . ..<EM>WHAT</EM></STRONG><EM> <STRONG>planet do you live on, . . .. .anyway!</STRONG></EM><STRONG> ??</STRONG></DIV>  <DIV>Or did you just fall off of that pear tree down the street from me?. </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Get a life, Mr. Norton, . .. . .act like the professional you PRETEND to be.. . . .but </DIV>  <DIV>emphatically are not. . .MULTI-MILLION... ......are you doing this for Walt Disney or what??</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>And this is the end of it... . ..your name is all over the Cleveland Theatre fine arts community</DIV> 
 <DIV>as a real DODO.. . . .. . . ..talk to Jean Zarzour at GOT PAY.com. She will shave off a few more pounds of your scabby flesh. I did not enjoy sending this to you, but maybe you will</DIV>  <DIV>wake up to something here. . . . .NO?????</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV><STRONG>Martin Cosentino</STRONG></DIV>  <DIV><STRONG>Special Projects Associate</STRONG></DIV>  <DIV><STRONG>Ensemble Theatre<BR><BR></STRONG><BR><B><I>Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net></I></B> wrote:</DIV>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">  <DIV>Hello,</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>I've all these files and folders which need to be further aggregated and categorized, while taking action upon many of them.  Basically, I need a Secretary with a notebook and pen, a position which could possibly evolve into a full-time occupation and Officer of the company, as detailed in the company's bylaws.    Seeking
 quick-thinker, great organizational skills, written & verbal skills, sense of humor and drive for greatness.   No pay now, for only a few hours are needed, but proven determination will lead to future attachment to an Employee Stock Options Program, both lucrative and rewarding.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Email resume & cover letter to Mike or call at 216.381.9565.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Thanks!<BR><BR>Mike Norton</DIV>  <DIV>Patent Innovation Architect</DIV>  <DIV>216.381.9565 </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
--0-2099596618-1172117114=:21311--