[NEohioPAL]Seeking Secretary for Multi-Million Dollar Start-up

Mike Norton michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net
Thu Feb 22 09:24:46 PST 2007


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Oh how misinformed you are...wow~~an ESOP is a great incentive for a company and its employees, especially for a tech company wherein innovation & growth--including job growth--is a goal!  I'm sharing nothing with you, Miss Dempsey!
   
  Mike

Maureen Dempsey <fromstage2screen at yahoo.com> wrote:
    If it is a multi-million dollar start-up then you can afford to pay your ASSISTANT!  
   
  Can you share the name of this multi million dollar company that offers stock options?  
   
  Maureen
   
  Sorry everyone but I am so sick of people taking advantage of people.  I pay the people who work for me and I never promise STOCK OPTIONS!  If you want free assistance go to friends and family whom you have done favors for.  Or are those all exhausted?  

Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
  From: Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Re: [NEohioPAL]Seeking Secretary for Multi-Million Dollar Start-up
To: Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net>,
Submit Letter <neohiopal at lists.fredsternfeld.com>
CC: sarahelizabethwalker at yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:05:14 -0800 (PST)

  Martian,
   
  Oh how DARE you say "NO!" to me.  There's only one who can say "NO!" to me.  And she's doing a fine job at it!   Hospitalization?  Phfuh! That is so Milos Forman of you!   And I was being modest with the "Multi Million" start-up.  Where's your humility, Ensemble???!   Disney hates me anyway.........Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt!
   
  Mike
   
  P.S. *Secretary ought to have some paralegal experience, too*
   
  

Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    Mr. Norton, 
   
  At the incredible risk of bursting my vital organs from the uncontrollable and hysterical
  laughter that consumed me, I might just hold you responsible for hospitalization.
   
  That you have the umitigated arrogance and oblivious relish of advertising for a multi-skilled
  person to follow you toady in your disorganization, WITHOUT PAY, and, to add the final twist
  of the blade, YOU ARE A. . . . . .(I don't believe I am writing this) a MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR START UP. . . . . . ..WHAT planet do you live on, . . .. .anyway! ??
  Or did you just fall off of that pear tree down the street from me?. 
   
  Get a life, Mr. Norton, . .. . .act like the professional you PRETEND to be.. . . .but 
  emphatically are not. . .MULTI-MILLION... ......are you doing this for Walt Disney or what??
   
  And this is the end of it... . ..your name is all over the Cleveland Theatre fine arts community
  as a real DODO.. . . .. . . ..talk to Jean Zarzour at GOT PAY.com. She will shave off a few more pounds of your scabby flesh. I did not enjoy sending this to you, but maybe you will
  wake up to something here. . . . .NO?????
   
  Martin Cosentino
  Special Projects Associate
  Ensemble Theatre


Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    Hello,
   
  I've all these files and folders which need to be further aggregated and categorized, while taking action upon many of them.  Basically, I need a Secretary with a notebook and pen, a position which could possibly evolve into a full-time occupation and Officer of the company, as detailed in the company's bylaws.    Seeking quick-thinker, great organizational skills, written & verbal skills, sense of humor and drive for greatness.   No pay now, for only a few hours are needed, but proven determination will lead to future attachment to an Employee Stock Options Program, both lucrative and rewarding.
   
  Email resume & cover letter to Mike or call at 216.381.9565.
   
  Thanks!

Mike Norton
  Patent Innovation Architect
  216.381.9565 



    
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<div>Oh how misinformed you are...wow~~an ESOP is a great incentive for a company and its employees, especially for a tech company wherein innovation & growth--including job growth--is a goal!  I'm sharing nothing with you, Miss Dempsey!</div>  <div> </div>  <div>Mike<BR><BR><B><I>Maureen Dempsey <fromstage2screen at yahoo.com></I></B> wrote:</div>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">  <DIV>If it is a multi-million dollar start-up then you can afford to pay your ASSISTANT!  </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Can you share the name of this multi million dollar company that offers stock options?  </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Maureen</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Sorry everyone but I am so sick of people taking advantage of people.  I pay the people who work for me and I never promise STOCK OPTIONS!  If you want free assistance go to friends and family whom you have done
 favors for.  Or are those all exhausted?  <BR><BR><B><I>Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net></I></B> wrote:</DIV>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">From: Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net><BR>Subject: Re: [NEohioPAL]Seeking Secretary for Multi-Million Dollar Start-up<BR>To: Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net>,<BR>Submit Letter <neohiopal at lists.fredsternfeld.com><BR>CC: sarahelizabethwalker at yahoo.com<BR>Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:05:14 -0800 (PST)<BR><BR>  <DIV>Martian,</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Oh how DARE you say "NO!" to me.  There's only one who can say "NO!" to me.  And she's doing a fine job at it!   Hospitalization?  Phfuh! That is so Milos Forman of you!   And I was being modest with the "Multi Million" start-up.  Where's your humility, Ensemble???!   Disney hates me
 anyway.........Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt!</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Mike</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>P.S. *Secretary ought to have some paralegal experience, too*</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Ensemble Theatre <ensemble-theatre at sbcglobal.net></I></B> wrote:</DIV>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">  <DIV>Mr. Norton, </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>At the incredible risk of bursting my vital organs from the uncontrollable and hysterical</DIV>  <DIV>laughter that consumed me, I might just hold you responsible for hospitalization.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>That you have the umitigated arrogance and oblivious relish of advertising for a multi-skilled</DIV>  <DIV>person to follow you toady in your disorganization, <STRONG>WITHOUT PAY</STRONG>, and, to add the final twist</DIV>  <DIV>of the blade, YOU ARE A. . . . . .(I don't believe I am writing this) a <STRONG>MULTI-MILLION
 DOLLAR </STRONG><STRONG>START UP. . . . . . ..<EM>WHAT</EM></STRONG><EM> <STRONG>planet do you live on, . . .. .anyway!</STRONG></EM><STRONG> ??</STRONG></DIV>  <DIV>Or did you just fall off of that pear tree down the street from me?. </DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Get a life, Mr. Norton, . .. . .act like the professional you PRETEND to be.. . . .but </DIV>  <DIV>emphatically are not. . .MULTI-MILLION... ......are you doing this for Walt Disney or what??</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>And this is the end of it... . ..your name is all over the Cleveland Theatre fine arts community</DIV>  <DIV>as a real DODO.. . . .. . . ..talk to Jean Zarzour at GOT PAY.com. She will shave off a few more pounds of your scabby flesh. I did not enjoy sending this to you, but maybe you will</DIV>  <DIV>wake up to something here. . . . .NO?????</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV><STRONG>Martin Cosentino</STRONG></DIV>  <DIV><STRONG>Special Projects Associate</STRONG></DIV> 
 <DIV><STRONG>Ensemble Theatre<BR><BR></STRONG><BR><B><I>Mike Norton <michael.a.norton at sbcglobal.net></I></B> wrote:</DIV>  <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">  <DIV>Hello,</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>I've all these files and folders which need to be further aggregated and categorized, while taking action upon many of them.  Basically, I need a Secretary with a notebook and pen, a position which could possibly evolve into a full-time occupation and Officer of the company, as detailed in the company's bylaws.    Seeking quick-thinker, great organizational skills, written & verbal skills, sense of humor and drive for greatness.   No pay now, for only a few hours are needed, but proven determination will lead to future attachment to an Employee Stock Options Program, both lucrative and rewarding.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Email resume & cover
 letter to Mike or call at 216.381.9565.</DIV>  <DIV> </DIV>  <DIV>Thanks!<BR><BR>Mike Norton</DIV>  <DIV>Patent Innovation Architect</DIV>  <DIV>216.381.9565 </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>  <div>  <HR SIZE=1>  Finding fabulous fares is fun.<BR><A href="http://farechase.yahoo.com/promo-generic-14795097;_ylc=X3oDMTFtNW45amVpBF9TAzk3NDA3NTg5BF9zAzI3MTk0ODEEcG9zAzEEc2VjA21haWx0YWdsaW5lBHNsawNxMS0wNw--">Let Yahoo! FareChase search your favorite travel sites</A> to find flight and hotel bargains.</BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
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