[NEohioPAL]Something Dada Injury List

[Something Dada]

As baseball's opening day looms, less than a week away, several superstars have been relegated to the disabled list already.  This got us to thinking: what were the worst injuries ever to happen during a Something Dada show?  Wonder no more, fans, here's the Top 10 (names have been edited out to protect the stupid):

	10 - Falling through the old trap door in the W. 6th Street stage and twisting an ankle
	9 - Missing the step up onto the stage at the Tower Press Building, resulting in a face plant
	8 - Doing a David Lee Roth jump from one stage to another at the W. 6th Street theater, banging head on speaker
	6 - The infamous "kick-line" incident, where a shoe fell off during a Vegas-style number and took out the tooth of fellow kicker
	6 - Everyone nearly drowning from "water feature" from upstairs bar at W. 6th Street
	5 - During particularly raucous on-stage wrestling at Bassa Vita, cast members go tumbling over side bar and through chairs
	4 - Accidentally stepping off the stage at the Tower Press Building, plummeting through the window
	3 - Cast member misses step off of W. 6th Street stage, puts head through plywood wall
	2 - Hastily planned "Tarzan" entrance for Party Quirks brings down supporting beam, destroys building at little-known, short-lived original theater
	1 - Anvil intended for speedy bird falls on cast member's head

Fortunately. none of the injuries sustained during Something Dada shows have been career-threatening, and the audience is always safe.  So come down and see what weird, wild events happen this weekend at Something Dada, Friday night at 8, Saturday at 8 and 10:30.  Make reservations online at http://www.somethingdada.com, e-mail somethingdada.com, or call at 216.696.4242.  Just remember to stretch first.


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All New... All Different... Like Always.

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Next show times (all ages welcome - all tickets just $10):

Friday, March 23rd, 2007
8:00 PM

Saturday, March 24th, 2007
8:00 PM and 10:30 PM

Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Avenue 
Cleveland, OH
Free Parking In Rear
Cash and Checks only, ATM on site
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The Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Ave., Suite 120
Cleveland, OH 44114

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