[NEohioPAL] Something Dada - Valentine's Day for EVERYONE

[Something Dada]

If you are single for Valentine's Day, please press or say 1 (and go to Paragraph 1).

If you are part of a couple for Valentine's Day, please press or say 2 (and go to Paragraph 2).

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OK, maybe it seems that Valentine's Day is only a not-so-subtle reminder that you are currently not coupled.  From the Jared's commercials to the constant spam from flowers.com, everything seems bent on reminding you that you are currently not in a relationship, and thus not worthy to participate in this holiday.  Something Dada says: BULL!  The grass is always greener, friend.  Remember the last relationship you were in?  How the most romantic thing he did was agree to stop belching the Monday Night Football theme?  How she kept dropping hints about her finger being warm and needing ice...after your SECOND date?  Honestly, do you miss that?  Heck naw.  So come down to Something Dada this weekend, and laugh in the face of singledom.  Mock the poor saps paying hundreds of dollars for fattening chocolates and flowers that will die, while you drop a sawbuck to laugh your butt off.  Get together a group of your single friends and revel in all the things you can do in front of them that you would never do on a date.  Skip down to paragraph 3 for info on how to turn this Valentine's weekend into Independence Day!

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Love, sweet love.  Your sweetums truly makes the world go round.  Your sun, illuminating your life with her beauty.  Your moon, bringing light into the darkness with his wit and charm.  Your stars, eyes sparkling, teeth glistening, both of you bathing in the sheer perfection that is your relationship.  What better way to celebrate your love than by sharing the gift of laughter?  Bring your beloved down to Something Dada this weekend, and grow yet closer by sharing the hilarity of Cleveland's premiere improvisational comedy troupe.  Make a night of it with a lovely dinner, followed (or preceded) by listening to the lovely sound of your lover's laughter.  

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Something Dada is truly ideal for this exciting weekend for you.  Just visit http://www.somethingdada.com/reservations.aspx, or call 216-696-4242 and make your reservations now!


SOMETHING DADA IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY
All New... All Different... Like Always.

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Next show times (all tickets just $10):

Friday, February 15th, 2008 
8:00 PM

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
8:00 PM and 10:30 PM

The Wooltex Gallery
Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Avenue 
Cleveland, OH
Free Parking In Rear
Cash and Checks only, ATM on site
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Something Dada strongly suggests not bringing children under 13 to our shows.  We generally operate at a PG-13 level, in terms of language and content, but we can not guarantee what suggestions will be given, or what direction the show will take (it is improv, after all).  If you have any questions or concerns, please e-mail us at info at somethingdada.com or call us at 216.696.4242.

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Something Dada
The Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Ave., Suite 120
Cleveland, OH 44114

216.696.HAHA (4242)

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