[NEohioPAL] A Special Announcement from Mike & Ike
Jeff Holland
mikethelimeyandikethehick at yahoo.com
Mon May 5 22:44:26 PDT 2008
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS RATED NC-17 FOR EXCESSIVE SMUGNESS
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. Hes not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He aint Ike. As most of our fans know, if ya look at our business cards, or our underwear, youll see our names and the title entertainment gurus for the neo-millennium.
M: My business cards, his underwear.
I: Guess what his says.
M: We have a new title to add to both. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen; you are reading the words of the officially acknowledged unofficial spokeswhores for Evil Dead-The Musical. Thats right, dear friends. One of the creators of this brilliant, award winning show knows of our undying adoration and hasnt issued a restraining order. In fact, he is so tolerant of us that when we asked if we could start calling ourselves that, he said, and I quote, sounds good to me.
I: Were not gonna say who it is. Partially cause we like buildin suspense. Partially cause we like bein dicks.
M: Trust us, we take our unofficial jobs very seriously, as we hope the following musical parody illustrates.
I: Hit it, Tommy Dorsey and His Orchestra!
MUSIC: ALL THE MEN IN MY LIFE HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY CANDARIAN DEMONS
M:
FIRST THERE WAS CATS
A REALLY BAD SHOW
BUT THE BUZZ WAS GOOD
SO I HAD TO GO
I HEARD THE SONGS
THEY CAUSED ME PAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD KILL MYSELF
I WAS SAVED BY A CANDARIAN DEMON
I:
CANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMON
M:
THEN THERE WAS PHANTOM
I:
PHANTOM
M:
THAT MADE MY SKIN CRAWL
I:
WAH-OOO
M:
I NEVER SAW
THE WHOLE POINT OF IT ALL
I:
LLOYD WEBBER SUCKS
M:
HE ALSO ENJOYS
I:
WAH-OOO
M:
SWALLOWING SOULS
I:
GOOD FAMILY FUN
M:
BUT HE CANT DO HIS DIRTY WORK NOW
CAUSE HE WAS KILLED BY A CANDARIAN DEMON
I:
CANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMON
M:
YES, LES MIZ IS CRUEL
AND TOO DEMANDING
AND CHESS MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP
ALL THE SHOWS THAT I HATE
KEEP GETTING KILLED BY CANDARIAN DEMONS
Why?
I: I dont care. Limey, baby, I know these shows seem bad now. They always do, but I think youre exaggerating a touch, sugar bean. I mean, sure, modern musicals cant hold a candle to Evil Dead, but thats only two decades. I mean, theres no way that ALL the shows that you hate have been killed by Candarian Demons.
M: Oh no?
MY FAIR LADY
I:
TOO LONG
M:
CAMELOT
I:
OH NO!
M:
NOT ENOUGH FOUL LANGUAGE
TOO MUCH PLOT
I:
CABARET
M:
A PERFECT SHOW
I:
EVIL DEAD
M:
HAD NEVER BEEN SEEN
I:
ITS PRETTY NEW
M:
AND I NEVER BELIEVED THAT IT WOULD
UNTIL I SAW
I:
YAY!
M:
A CANDARIAN DEMON
I:
CANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMONCANDARIANDEMON
M:
ALL THE SONGS ARE FUNNY
AND THE BOOK IS TOO
THE GORE IS HEAVY
AS ITS SPRAYING ON YOU
EVERY SHOW IVE SEEN I WISHED
WOULD END IN BLOOD SHED
AND NOW ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THANK YOU GOD FOR EVIL DEAD
I:
COOL AS F
M:
YES, LES MIZ IS CRUEL
AND TOO DEMANDING
AND GREASE MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP
ALL THE SHOWS THAT I HATE
KEEP GETTING KILLED BY CANDARIAN DEMONS
I: Namaste.
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