[NEohioPAL] REAL message from the REAL Brian

[Brian Del Bianco]

Dear inhabitants of my address book,
 
     It has been brought to my attention that an odd emailing from this address went out this past weekend hawking some website for iphone and computers.  It would appear that the virus scan here at work wasn’t kidding when it said that my computer was trying to connect with a malicious site last Friday that seemed to only happen when doing something on my personal email.  I did not recently get an iphone or a computer-heck, I just bought the cheapest portable CD player I could find so an iphone is quite laughable at this time.
 
     So this was NOT sent from me.  I was pleased to see that many attempts at sending this were thwarted and sent back to me as “undeliverable”.  If you’re getting this email and have no idea of this other email that I speak of, then give your junk filter on your email program a pat on the back for a job well done.  I’ve included you on this email as a warning just in case this continues and something should happen to slip through.
 
 A couple of clues that this email wasn’t from me:
Dear firend:
*I don’t have any “firends".  The “fire end” is the side of my big grill the furthest from the ribs where the wood is ablaze, but I would not refer to anybody as one of those.
Hello.How are you doing recently?Some days ago, 
*”How are you doing recently”?  “Some days ago”??Who writes like that?  I also like to follow proper spacing between sentences.  
I came across a wonderful electronic company on the web and had a pleasant chat with the sales manager. 
*WHOOP! WHOOP!  Warning sirens should have gone off here since there is no such thing as a pleasant chat with a sales manager (exceptin’ Alice).  
He told me that they are planning to lower the prices greatly in order to adapt to the global economic crisis, so that they can expand their overseas market. I have bought an iphone and a computer,and i am very satisfied with their items and services.If you have time,you can have a look. 
*If he told me that they are planning to “lower the prices greatly", why would I have just made two large purchases instead of waiting for the rate drop?  I ain't THAT dumb!
 
In conclusion, I’ve been thinking of getting a new email address so this may just be the push to do it.  I’ll pass along any new info.  If I had stumbled upon some great electronics page, I’d hold off on telling you about it until after you claim the $750,000,000 that I will help you get from the National Lottery of Nairobi.  Please contact me for the information on how to claim this prize at a very low cost to you.
 
Your firend,
Brian



 


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