[NEohioPAL] UNSOLICITED REVIEW: THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL by Mary Faktor (the Actor ; -)

[mary faktor]

Dear Neohiopalers.....OK - I have finally stopped laughing long enough to write this unsolicited review.....
 
If you are one of the unfortunate souls who happened to NOT be in the Cassidy Theater audience tonight to witness the TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, HYSTERICAL AIDS Task Force Fundraiser,  THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL, You should be hitting yourself in the head with a beer can.
 
Seriously folks, I haven't had this much fun since I sat in the splatter zone of Evil Dead, The Musical.  But there's good news....You still have one more chance to see this incredibly funny show on September 14 at the Weathervane Community Theater in Akron.
 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL, features some of Cleveland's finest musical comedy talent.  
 
See Brian Bowers sniff markers...Watch Eileen Burns strut in her "Daisy Dukes"...Witness Aimee Collier beat agoraphobia...Ogle Dan Folino's shapely breasts, Behold Nick Koesters get it on with Dan Folino...Observe Kevin Joseph Kelly in drag...again (lol)... Experience Kristen Netzband give birth...Marvel at Matthew Wright's tribute to Jerry Springer.    
 
Still not convinced? Ask yourself...Is your life boring? 
How often do you get the chance to see Dan Folino pole dance?   How often do you see tap-dancing trees?  How often can you see Nick Koesters "get it on" with Dan Folino?  
 
You will laugh...you will cry (from laughing)...you will need the bathroom before Act 2 because you almost peed yourself from laughing at Act 1...Did I mention this show is FUNNY???
 
I would be remiss if I forget Douglas Collier, Gregory Cross, Tim Keo and Evan Wilhelms rock the house as the Trailer Park band! 
Sometimes I thought they'd drop their instruments from laughing so hard. 
 
Fair warning....From the roaring standing ovation they received at Cassidy, I'm sure word of mouth will make the Monday, September 14, 7:30 pm performance at Weathervane a sell-out! I'd call and order your tickets FAST.  
 
So finish yur chili, turn off the wrastlin', pull on yur tee shirt, and jeans with the big belt buckle, slip into on yur crocs, duct tape the kids to the paneling, and git yurself to the last performance of THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL on September 14, 7:30pm, Weathervane Community Playhouse, 1301 Weathervane Lane, Akron    
 
Trust me, you do NOT want to miss this rare theatrical event! And it's such a great cause!  The entire $25 ticket price is a (tax-deductible) donation to fight AIDS.
 
You'll enjoy a one-of-a-kind FANTASTIC, FUN evening, and you'll FEEL the satisfaction of knowing you are helping to make our community a better place by supporting the AIDS Taskforce.
 
Raffles and Door prizes add to the fun at intermission.  
For more information and tickets, contact:  Jenniver_Sparano at KeyBank.com
 
Warm hugs & a Double Dimpled Smile from
Mary Faktor (the actor ;-)
www.FaktorsTalentNetwork.com
888-913-3473
 
  
P.S. (If getting to the theater on September 14 is difficult for you...don't fret...just lift up your chin and PRESS ON.  (inside joke...you'll have to come see the show to "get it".) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

 


      
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