[NEohioPAL] Mystical Secrets Revealed to Thaw the Polar Freeze

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Mystical Secrets Revealed to Thaw the Polar Freeze

Tired of the Polar Freeze? These ancient mystical secrets are sure to bring
tropical warmth to you.

Friday March 7th, Dennis Van Crash will be doing guitar duties with the roll
licking Chromes. The heat will rise as the shining ones chant to the Sun God
causing those in attendance to vibrate, releasing the kinetic energy built
up during the winter reality TV couch sitting. The fabulous Five O’clock
Lounge will soak in a thermal glow.

Extra flow of blood is secretly known to cause friction in the arteries that
warms the body’s outer extremities. The more blood, the more heat. The best
place to experience massive blood flow is at Titus. This rock musical
version of Shakespeare’s goriest play will happen Friday March 7th through
Saturday March 22nd at Cleveland Public Theatre. An over the top production
with lovely guttural sing-a-long songs written by Dennis Van Crash and
Alison Garrigan (aka Queue Up), will provide blood flow for you. Just a
little at first, and then
well it is best to go to see how much. Get a
special Vanity Crash discount for opening weekend by using the code
“DELICIOUS”.

And lastly moonlight can be captured in a jar, shaken, turn upside down,
then released into a room where Vanity Crash is playing. The result is a
thermal nuclear reaction of the finest rock type. The radiation is at
maximum level when this moonlight is released at Parma’s Moonlight Tavern.
This synergistic alignment must be witnessed in the flesh to fully absorb
the massive heat generated. Mark your calendar for Saturday March 15, so you
don’t miss this spectacle, for is it is told that if missed, your furnace
will fail and icicles will form on your ear lobes

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NO COVER!!! 21 and over
The Chromes with special guest Lenten Fish Special
Friday, March 7, 10:00pm
The Five O’clock Lounge
11904 Detroit Ave, Lakewood 44107 - (216) 521-4906
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TITUS: A Grand and Gory Rock Musical
March 7 thru March 22
The Cleveland Public Theatre
6415 Detroit Avenue, Cleveland 44102 - (216) 631-2727
Get a special Vanity Crash discount for opening weekend by using the code
“DELICIOUS”
http://cptonline.org/theater-show.php?id=220
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NO COVER!!! 21 and over
Vanity Crash with special guest The Chromes
Saturday, March 15, 9:00pm
The Moonlight Tavern
6174 Broadview Rd, Parma 44134 - (216) 351-0594
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