[NEohioPAL] Mystical Secrets Revealed to Thaw the Polar Freeze
Vanitycrash
vanitycrash at vanitycrash.com
Wed Mar 12 13:37:50 PDT 2014
Mystical Secrets Revealed to Thaw the Polar Freeze
Tired of the Polar Freeze? These ancient mystical secrets are sure to bring
tropical warmth to you.
This past Friday March 7th, Dennis Van Crash did guitar duties with the roll
licking Chromes. The heat rose as the shining ones chanted to the Sun God
causing those in attendance to vibrate, releasing the kinetic energy built
up during the winter reality TV couch sitting. The fabulous Five Oclock
Lounge was soaked in a thermal glow. If you missed this, you must do the
following or be doomed with an eternal arctic chill.
Extra flow of blood is secretly known to cause friction in the arteries that
warms the bodys outer extremities. The more blood, the more heat. The best
place to experience massive blood flow is at Titus. This rock musical
version of Shakespeares goriest play will happen Friday March 7th through
Saturday March 22nd at Cleveland Public Theatre. An over the top production
with lovely guttural sing-a-long songs written by Dennis Van Crash and
Alison Garrigan (aka Queue Up), will provide blood flow for you. Just a
little at first, and then
well it is best to go to see how much.
And lastly moonlight can be captured in a jar, shaken, turned upside down,
then released into a room where Vanity Crash is playing. The result is a
thermal nuclear reaction of the finest rock type. The radiation is at
maximum level when this moonlight is released at Parmas Moonlight Tavern.
This synergistic alignment must be witnessed in the flesh to fully absorb
the massive heat generated. Mark your calendar for Saturday March 15, so you
dont miss this spectacle, for is it is told that if missed, your furnace
will fail and icicles will form on your ear lobes.
Here's another reason to come to the Moonlight Saturday March 15. Brian
Hager of The Chromes has been filling in on guitar for Vanity Crash and
Saturday will be his last night with us. We thank him greatly for helping us
to keep doing shows. So come on up and buy Brian a farewell drink.
Please click the JOIN/GOING button on our Facebook Event Page. Big Thanks!!!
https://www.facebook.com/events/445418632254314/
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TITUS: A Grand and Gory Rock Musical
March 7 thru March 22
The Cleveland Public Theatre
6415 Detroit Avenue, Cleveland 44102 - (216) 631-2727
http://cptonline.org/theater-show.php?id=220
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NO COVER!!! 21 and over
Vanity Crash with special guest The Chromes
Saturday, March 15, 9:00pm
The Moonlight Tavern
6174 Broadview Rd, Parma 44134 - (216) 351-0594
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