[NEohioPAL] 3 amazing reasons why the Pope wants to hire Vanity Crash to rock the Vatican

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3 amazing reasons why the Pope wants to hire Vanity Crash to rock the
Vatican

We have heard a lot about the Pope these last few days. Well the Pope has
heard Vanity Crash too, and wants them to gig back at the Vatican ranch.
When he called VC HQ, he said it was because he and Vanity Crash are similar
in these amazing 3 ways:

1 - The Pope said, just like Vanity Crash, he loves getting all glam-ed up
when he goes out. He loves the androgynous look of the long flowing white
dresses, and just like Dennis Van Crash, he digs funky hats.

2 - The Pope said he too loves big, wild audiences when he's on tour. He has
promised to share with VC some of his secrets to instantly get a thousand
more Facebook fans instantly.

3 - Just like Vanity Crash, the Pope says he loves to sing songs about Love.
He said he plans to come to the Five O'Clock Lounge in Lakewood this
Saturday, incognito of course, to see VC perform live the songs from their
new record called Love.

You should come too, and not only to look for the disguised Pope, but to
check out our fourth album. It is chocked full of lightning songs about the
many sides of Love. Innocent love, disintegrating love, lustful love, the
power of love, and stone cold love.

To make this album even more extraordinary, we are grateful to have four
amazing artists contributing their fine work to the album cover.

Vanity Crash will host the display of fine works of art from these four
artists: Laura Dumm, Cat Swartz, Beth Ross Yurich, and Gary Dumm. A gallery
show will precede Vanity Crash’s performance. The gallery event starts at
8:30pm and the night has no cover charge.

Frigid Touch will finish out the night with their sparkling boy-girl
electro-rock.

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NO COVER 
8:30pm - Gallery show featuring the art of Laura Dumm, Cat Swartz, Beth Ross
Yurich and Gary Dumm 
9:30pm - Vanity Crash 
10:30pm - Frigid Touch 
Sat, Oct 3 
The Five O’clock Lounge 
11904 Detroit Ave, Lakewood 44107 - (216) 521-4906 
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