[NEohioPAL] On kindle at long last ...

Joseph Bauer via NEohioPAL neohiopal at lists.neohiopal.org
Sun Jan 15 03:50:44 PST 2017


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A retrospective of Cleveland's inimitable creative provocateur Joey Bauer's
collected works is available on kindle. Treat yourself to some of best
legal fun that you can have in a red state with your clothes on.



"Hollywood Raw" - a memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen
idol tells all; "Married with Children" exposed; Sam Kinison lives! Over
100K copies sold worldwide ... Featured on the Montel Williams Show … “It’s
good to be famous. Every day is Christmas, and you’re the moment.”



"Teen Angels" - a play – Los Angeles *corner kids* at juvenile hall and an
ally fight the power to a rock beat. Only the strong survive. Based on a
true story that they couldn’t keep locked up in solitary forever.



"Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about living the Hollywood dream on
a budget. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to L.A. like moths to a
flame. Every guy you meet there has a headshot in hand, a screenplay in
development, a life coach app, a demo reel, an audition piece, a sober
companion and a fantasy: scores the Porsche and Rolex, wins the Oscar ten
years running and pulls mad freaky starlet puss."



"Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play about a nice Jewish boy, 35, seeking
a saddle, a horse, a lasso and a cow ... So, what's not to like? "There are
basically three sure things in life: death, taxes and the Lone Ranger rides
again." Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud sidekick,
pledged loyalty until the bitter end, and this is sure it.



"Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to
love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two Cleveland
pals, corned beef sandwiches and a knockout waitress with an attitude.



"Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - "He isn't heavy; he's my brother."
Best pals fall for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare



"Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have champagne dreams and empty
pockets. They set off to seek their destiny with a liquor store cashier,
the cops and a loaded gun awaiting them at day's end.
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