[NEohioPAL] HOT READS FOR SCANDAL SLUTS: AUTHOR TELLS ALL, MARRIES MARTIAN

[Joseph Bauer via NEohioPAL]

The collected works of Cleveland native, author/provocateur Joey Bauer, are
now available on kindle at last. Treat yourself to some of the best legal
fun that you can still have with your clothes on in a red state.



"Hollywood Raw" - a memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen
idol tells all; "Married with Children" exposed ... Featured on the Montel
Williams Show … “This book has everyone talking.”



“Occupation Wiseguy” – a novel – A college boy is tapped by his uncle, a
greatly feared Mafioso, to write his biography. It was a good day for a
murder. Based on the true story of the Cleveland mob and the mascot who
blew their house down.



 "Teen Angels" - a play – Kids at juvenile hall and an ally fight the
power. Only the strong survive. Meet the collateral damage, the boys and
girls who might have been you or yours. Their pain has a long shelf life,
and it demands to be felt. Based on a true story.



"Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about life in the Hollywood fast
lane. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to Tinseltown like moths to a
flame. Every guy you meet there has a headshot, a screenplay and a fantasy:
scores the Porsche, wins the Oscar and pulls mad freaky starlet puss."



"Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play - Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his
black-and-proud sidekick, pledged loyalty until the end, and this is it. As
kids, they found sanctuary from abusive fathers, ruthless bullies and
poverty at their neighborhood movie house. For Mendy, the matinee never
ended, but, for Chunky, it ended way too soon.



"Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to
love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two pals, corned
beef, Viagra and a hot waitress with a big secret.



"Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - Best pals fall for the same girl, who
offers them a timeshare. She marries one of them, but still itches for his
sidekick. When she starts scratching, things get crazy.



"Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two boys have champagne tastes and Kool Aid
budgets. They set out to seek their fortune with a liquor store cashier,
the cops, a gun and Fate awaiting them at day's end. Tomorrow wasn’t
promised.
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