[NEohioPAL] CASTING CALL for 1ST two Episodes BELOW AVERAGE JOE All Shot in Cleveland/Parma area

Tue Aug 29 11:45:08 PDT 2017

26 episodes have been written.  We have been asked to provide 2 episodes to network.

Get in on the ground floor and be part of the cast.  we will not recast this.  We are looking for the right person/s to help introduce a new genre  Unreal reality Television.

Taping begins in mid September and we have networks and monies allocated once the cans are complete and sent to them.

If your tired of being an extra or having very little opportunities.  How bout you change your professional life today with being on this ground breaking opportunity.

If Married With Children met Shameless and threw up on Sunny in Philadelphia you get close to what we created with below avg joe.

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY - CASTING IS FOR HIGHLIGHTED ROLES. ALL OTHER ROLES HAVE BEEN FILLED. Please send updated headshot and resume to patricia.napoli at hotmail.com

THIS IS NON-PAID FOR THE TIME BEING, WILL KEEP UPDATED AS WE PROGRESS WITH FUNDING

Below Average Joe- A Situation Comedy that is too real to make up.

Joe Kovach! On the surface looks like your normal Average Joe. He is married with kids and owns his own small company.  He is living the American Dream.  He is also fortunate to have his in-laws living right next door and on the surface it is your typical middle class family.    Thank goodness it is anything but typical.  This is not your average story and the characters will shock you but you will laugh harder than you have ever laughed before.

I have been watching and capturing the past 20 years of some of the most amazing and captivating sitcom material ever created.    Observing my family in their natural habitat has unearthed  the most compelling, shocking and the funniest material one could ever imagine.   I only wish I had the creativity to come up with this original material.    I have 21 episodes already written and another 25 storyboards and scenes ready and waiting.    There has been nothing like it and there will be nothing like it.    I have created a new genre that will make you blessed that you have the life you have.

Cast

Joe Kovach-  Mid 30’s looks much older. His look cannot be defined. He is smart and ignorant almost at the same time. He has a great perspective on life but nobody else understands him.  He speaks English but most don’t understand the words coming out of his mouth.

Leslie Kovach-30’s Thin, borderline ugly/pretty Joe’s wife. She stays married to him for no reason not even the kids.  She hates to love him. She wants to be a musician and perhaps that keeps her in the world she loathes.

Freddy Kovach-Early Teen Son.  Quirky but hip looking. He is smarter than most in the family. He sees them for what they are and uses it to his advantage every day.

Amora Kovach- 16 ish Daughter The oldest child.  She parents the family for the most part.  She is smart, funny and knows how to control all things in the house.  She is really pulling many of the strings.

Little Joey- Youngest son.

Grandpa Fred-70’s looks like Grandpa on the Munsters with spray on hair.  Leslie and Gregg’s Father- Miserable in life and enjoys sucking the rest out of all he comes into contact with.

Grandma Sharon- 70’s Older version of an ugly version of Doris Day. Leslie and Gregg’s mother- the typical older person that is oblivious to most things around her.

Depth- 30’s If Edgar Winter met a skinnier version of himself. Joes working buddy. He has no filter, ethics or moral compass.  Nothing is off limits.

Jake- 20’s, Somewhat normal looking. Joes working buddy. Has more of a conscience but not much more. He goes along with the rest group.

Jim Cripple 30’s but looks 50. Odd eccentric.  Could be a professor or homeless you cant tell. -A show could really could be built around him.  He is eccentric, unusual and does not fit any character ever on screen before.

Gregg-  40’s avg looking Leslies Brother. He spends all his days trying to find ways to prank while trying to not get caught.  He is the smart one in the family but still has some dna issues due to his family tree.

Patti-40’s attractive and sophisticated. Gregg' wife. She is the one who kind of keeps things in balance and check.

Cory- 20’s Model looking  Gregg and Patti’s son.  He loves to watch all things unfold and enjoys being around to capture and fan the flames.

Peri-20’s pretty and sophisticated.  Gregg and Patti’s daughter.  She is the nice kid who is trying to make everyone get along.

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