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<DIV align=center><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT size=3><SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226234006_0 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Clague Playhouse</SPAN>, Inc.<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT size=3><SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226234006_1 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">1371 Clague Road<BR>Westlake, Ohio 44145</SPAN><BR><SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226234006_2 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">440-331-0403</SPAN><BR></FONT></FONT><A href="http://www.clagueplayhouse.org/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226234006_3>www.clagueplayhouse.org</SPAN></FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif" align=left><BR><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2>AUDITION NOTICE for REGRETS ONLY by <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_2 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Paul Rudnick </SPAN> </FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2><I>Directed by Jonathan Kronenberger</I></FONT></DIV></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2><U>Character Descriptions (4 women, 2 men):</U></FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Hank Hadley: A staggeringly successful fashion designer who has recently lost his life partner, Mike. The McCullough’s oldest and dearest friend. Elegant, quick-witted, old-school. (early 50s/late 60s)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Tibby McCullough: An NYC Park Avenue socialite and clothes horse. Longtime best friends with Hank. Chic, elegant and with a tad more substance than her innate shallowness suggests. (mid-late 40s/ early 50s)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Jack McCullough: Tibby’s husband. A highly successful and influential NYC lawyer. Someone the <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_3>President of the U.S</SPAN>. might even call. Classy, fun and a rather relaxed liberal. (mid-late 40s/ early 50s)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Spencer McCullough: Tibby and Jack’s ambitious daughter. A lawyer like her father. She is the textbook definition of a woman who should “have it all.” (mid to late 20s)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Myra Kesselman: The McCullough’s Jewish maid, who keeps herself amused by alternating her nationality and accent with every entrance. Note: Must be successful with a wide array of accents. (Age variable but late 20s at youngest.)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Marietta Claypoole: Tibby’s eccentric, shallow and rather addled mother. She makes all the other characters appear deep. Dim-witted, delightful and a product of privilege. (60s/late 70s)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2><U>About the play:</U></FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>It’s Park Avenue, <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_4>New York City</SPAN>. This hilarious comedy blends a cast of characters, including a powerhouse attorney, his deliriously social wife and their closest friend, one of the world’s most successful fashion designers who has lost his partner. Toss in a call from the <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_5 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">President of the United States</SPAN>, a daughter’s upcoming marriage and an incredible outcome and you’ll be laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. (Outrageous jokes at the expense of the upper class, plastic surgery, and charity functions. Written for adult audiences.)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2><U>General Audition information:</U></FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT size=2>Audition Dates: <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_6 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Monday, December 1</SPAN> & <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_7 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Tuesday, December 2</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>All auditions begin at <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_8 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">7:30pm</SPAN> sharp.</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Please bring an audition photo and résumé.</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Scripts are available at the box office. Deposit required.</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Auditioners will be asked to read from the script.</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT size=2>If you have questions, please contact the box office at <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_9 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">440-331-0403</SPAN> and/or leave a message for the director. <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_10 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Box office</SPAN> is open Wednesday - <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_11 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Saturday from 1-6PM</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Auditions are held at:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Clague Playhouse</FONT></DIV><SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_12 style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>1371 Clague Road</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Westlake, OH 44145</FONT></DIV></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT>
<DIV align=left><FONT face="verdana, helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=2>Productions Dates: February 27 – March 22, 2009 (Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_13 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">8PM, Sundays</SPAN> at <SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1226233694_14 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">2PM (no performance on Sun., Mar. 1</SPAN>)</FONT></DIV><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT></DIV></div></body></html>