<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;"><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">WARNING:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>THE FOLLOWING PIECE OF PROMOTION IS FILLED WITH OVERLY GRATUITOUS ASS KISSING.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>SERIOUSLY, AFTER THIS, YOU’RE GOING TO THINK MIKE & IKE’S FAVORITE DRINK IS APPLE PUCKER<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></B></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>He’s not Mike.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">Ike: (Southern accent) He ain’t Ike.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>So did anybody who wasn’t in it know that Beck did Reefer Madness back in 04?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I did.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>What?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Oh yes, I saw it three times.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>…What?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It was wonderful.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Their choreography was better than Paula Abdul’s.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>…What?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Oh yes.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Even back then, you could tell OxyContin was her friend.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">SHORT PAUSE</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You saw Reefer off Broadway in 01.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And at Beck.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Where was I?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Unconscious.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>My fault?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Mine.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You suck.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And I’m stopping.’</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>What?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Nothin.’<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>As most of you should be aware, Beck’s doin’ Evil Dead-The Musical—</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M&I: (Together) THE GREATEST PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY PERDIOD</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>From May 8 ta June 14 and, since we are</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M&I: (Together) THE OFFICIALLY ACKNOWLEDGED UNOFFICIAL SPOKESWHORES FOR EVIL DEAD-THE MUSICAL</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Naturally, we have ta do somethin’ ta promote it.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The problem has been actually getting in touch with anyone involved in the show.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Beck</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>Center</st1:PlaceType></st1:place> has employed lawyers, mobsters, Homeland Security, and even a mildly perturbed Roy Berko to keep us away.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>But we are just so made of awesome, we got their attention.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We snuck in one night and stole their scripts and sheet music.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We also wrote on the walls in clown white “Berko was here,” but they didn’t buy that.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>But they did want their stuff back, so after we did our time for the B & E, we were allowed five minutes with anyone in the cast who would talk ta us.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Unfortunately, most of the cast knows who we are, so besides Scott Spence the director, who likes us, the only cast members who showed up were Amiee Collier, who’d never heard of us before, and Zac Hudak, who’s a bigger media whore than the two of us combined.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We’ll get the rest of ‘em later.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And so, without further ado, the director and (some of the) cast of The Beck Center’s Evil Dead-The Musical!</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><U><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SCOTT SPENCE<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></U></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>How did you first hear about EDTM (And you get bonus points if it was through our ranting over the last couple of years)?</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It wasn’t.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Oh.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>I had heard the title bandied about some, then someone finally gave me a copy of the show recorded live in </SPAN><st1:City><st1:place><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>Toronto</SPAN></st1:place></st1:City><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>. As you might know, I am "always" on the lookout for the next quirky Studio musical!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Like Reefer Madness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Shut up!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Who do we have to thank, pay off, or sexually service for actually getting EDTM to Beck?<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>Um--- just buy and sell some tickets. :) That'll thank me a'plenty.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>That’s what I did for Reefer Madness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Shut UP!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Was anyone at Beck worried about doing an excessively gory, excessively adult musical comedy?<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Not a bit--- everyone at Beck recognizes the strength of our previous weirdo Studio musicals. We embrace the bizarre.</SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ah yes, like Ree—</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Say those two words together one more time and I’m gonna stab ya in the sack with a shiv!</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Since this is going to be in the studio theatre (It will be interesting to finally see the show in an intimate setting), how much blood is going to get into the audience.</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Please tell us a little!</FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>We have designated the 1st two rows (front row in each section) as "splash zones". <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M&I: (Together) YES!!!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Of course, until we begin experimenting with aim and distance... who knows!? <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I’m tellin’ ya, this should be the first production ta have the “splash the-ater.”<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ya see this, you’re gonna get bloody no matter what.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>That’ll make the fans plannin’ road trips even more excited.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We are also working on special Beck "ED" tee shirts.... acting both as a wonderful absorbant and special momento. :)<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And, of course, the back of it should say<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M&I: (Together) THE GREATEST PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY PERIOD.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>With our names under the quote.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We’re just saying.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And finally, are you going to have a problem with us showing up every week-end, possibly every show.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I mean, we’re going to anyway.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We just thought we’d be polite and ask.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">SS:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I fully expect you! Both Mike AND Ike have special comps for opening night of course! After that, you'll have to claw and scratch like the rest of the deadites.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I guess I have to keep you awake for this one.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Frak you!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And we want to play the moose!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>But he didn’t hear that, cause more of the cast was comin’ in and he herded them far, far away from us.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The next person who came to the table is Zac Hudak, who plays Eddie.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ta be honest, Amiee was next, but Zac came chargin’ out of the night like a drag queen on Adderall and pushed Amiee through a brick wall.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It was kinda funny.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M: <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Did you know of the show before you auditioned or were you just a fan of the films who thought a musical version was a pretty good idea?<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">ZH:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I heard of the show while I was in NYC from a cult-theatre fanatic friend and downloaded the OCR from iTunes. My brother was a huge D&D playing, magic the gathering type sci-fi nerd and introduced me to Army Of Darkness, as a young'n. I think that's the reason I always get a little excited in the pants when the chainsaw guys attack in haunted houses. Bruce Campbell was hot.I hadn't watched the original ED until this summer and have still yet to see part two (eventhough I've had fellow cast member Amiee Collier's copy for almost a year.) So, with my love of the score, AoD, and an affinity for chainsaws, I decided to sell my soul when I saw Beck was doing EDtM. Just kidding. Did that answer your question? I'm awful at interviews. I mean, thank God you didn't ask me about my
wife/cover up, Katie. Jumping on couches gets old... What Mom? That wasn't me? Oh... Shit.. Yeah... It was that other gay... Guy... Guy. Oh well. Can I have my candy from the Zac proof bottle now? Goodnight Portland!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>That was when the tranquilizer dart I shot inta his neck took effect and he passed out.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And finally, it was time for Amiee Collier, who plays Cheryl.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We woke her up, took some cloth and appplied pressure to her wounds, and were able to prop her into the chair to answer one question.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN>M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>In addition to singing the rockingest number in the show (Look Who's Evil Now) you get to say some of the worst puns said on stage since <SPAN class=yshortcuts><SPAN style="COLOR: black">Vaudeville</SPAN></SPAN>. You may be used to cheers, applause, and men throwing their underwear at you, but are you ready for groans?</FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt" class=MsoNormal><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">AC:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black">I've been preparing for this role my whole life. As a small child, I swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When my mom asked how I was doing, they told her there was no change yet. And even later in life when I started playing sports, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. After that, I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. All I can say is: Bring on the Evil!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And then she passed out on top of Zac.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>All in all, a damn fine start to promoting what we know is going to be a damn fine show.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And then the evening ended with me shootin’ a dart at the limey and seein’ Monsters vs. Aliens in 3-D<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">M:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>…What?<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Payback’s a bitch.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="mso-ansi-language: EN" lang=EN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">COMING SOON:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>MORE ABOUT THE BECK CENTER’S PRODUCTION OF EVIL DEAD-THE MUSICAL</FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></DIV></td></tr></table><br>