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<DIV>Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.</DIV>
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<DIV>Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. We gotta question for ya, kiddies. What're you doin' this week-end?</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Since Evil Dead doesn't start for another month we would like to make a suggestion.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: Thursday through Saturday at 8 and Sunday at 3, Akron U is presenting Dog Sees God, a twisted little tale about what happens when the Peanuts gang discovers puberty, drugs, and alternative liftstyles.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: It's got a great cast, including the unendingly cute Toni Claire. It has a truly demented director and best of all, the script is supposed to be really good.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: It's in Sandefur the-ater in Guzzetta Hall. . . Who names these things?</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Tickets are $5 for students and old people and $8 for everyone else.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: We're goin' Friday.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Are you daring? Do you want to laugh and be challanged a little? Are you sick of Neil Simon and Big River? Then check this out.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: Namaste.</DIV></td></tr></table><br>