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<DIV>Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.</DIV>
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<DIV>Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. And we are unholy nun butter.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Our heads are hung in shame.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: All four of 'em.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: We saw the show last Friday.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: It closed last Sunday.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Review should have been up last Saturday.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: And why wasn't it?</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Because we are unholy nun butter.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: We begin the blame transfer with writer's block, the scourge of anybody who puts fingertip to keyboard.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: For three days we did nothing but smoke and stare at a blank computer screen.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: Then we spent a couple days smokin' and starin' at porn, but that didn't help either.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: But then, after a day of smoking and not staring at anything, the ideas started coming faster then your daughter on prom night.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: And they were all really funny.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: So we wrote five different reviews and, while entertaining, none of them said what we really wanted to say about the show.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: So here it is. We hate Godspell. Always have. Seen the play twice and 1/4 of the movie once.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: Don't care for the songs or for the "people" singing them.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: Having said that</DIV>
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<DIV>M: We loved this production.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: We loved the songs.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: And India Burton and Erika Rylow need to record an album. Their voices together are enough to make even the most jaded soul weep with joy.</DIV>
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<DIV>I: And we don't even have souls, which should tell ya somethin' right there.</DIV>
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<DIV>M: And on that note</DIV>
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<DIV>I: Namaste.</DIV></td></tr></table><br>