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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">The collected works of Cleveland author, Joey Bauer, are available
on kindle – (Amazon and all other kindle apps). Treat yourself to some of the
best legal fun that you can have with your clothes on.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Hollywood Raw" - a raunchy memoir - Movie stars caught
with their pants down; teen idol tells all; "Married with Children"
exposed ... Featured on the Montel Williams Show … “This book has everyone
talking.”<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Occupation
Wiseguy” – a novel – A college boy is tapped by a greatly feared Mafioso to
write his biography. It was a good day for a murder. Based on the true story of
the Cleveland mob, their very good New York friends and the kid who blew the
house down.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)"> "Teen Angels" -
a play – Kids at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power. Only the strong
survive. Meet the collateral damage, the boys and girls who might have been you
or yours. Their pain has a long shelf life, and it demands to be felt. Based on
a true story set to raw gangster rap and “Those Oldies but Goodies” by Little
Caesar & the Romans. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about life in
the Hollywood fast lane. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to
Tinseltown like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has a headshot, a
screenplay and a fantasy: scores the Porsche, wins the Oscar and pulls mad
freaky starlet puss." Based on true stories set to “Say Goodbye to
Hollywood” by Ronnie Spector.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play - Baby boomers Mendy
and Chunky, his black-and-proud sidekick, pledged loyalty until the end, and
this is it. As kids, they found sanctuary from abusive fathers, ruthless
bullies and poverty at their neighborhood movie house. For Mendy, the matinee
never ended, but, for Chunky, it ended way too soon.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You
don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt."
The story of two pals, corned beef, Viagra and a hot waitress with a big
secret. Based on a true story set to “Hava Nagila” and “Coney Island Baby” by
the Excellents, ’62. <span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - Best pals fall
for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare. She marries one of them, but
still itches for his sidekick. When she starts scratching, things get crazy.
Based on a true story set to those smokin’ ‘50’s golden oldies and “Beer Barrel
Polka” by Frankie Yankovic. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Cue
the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have champagne tastes and Kool Aid
budgets. They set out to seek glamour, glory and gold with a liquor store
cashier, the cops, a gun and Fate awaiting them at day's end. Based on a true
story set to raw gangster rap and “Somewhere over the Rainbow.”<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Buckeye
by Choice” – a play – A wide-eyed and bi-curious OSU freshman super fan
encounters his gridiron hero in the shower, and things get sticky. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Look
who’s calling somebody Crazy” – a play – A Hollywood tourist is hearing voices
in his head. Meet the <i>speakers</i>: Neon,
a notorious rapper; Cha Cha, a sizzling actress; and Big Baller, a porn flick
producer. They have invited you to a no-rules cage match called group therapy.<span></span></span></p>
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