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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">The collected works of native
Cleveland author, Joey Bauer, are available on kindle. Treat yourself to some
of the best legal fun that you can have with your clothes on.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Hollywood Raw" - a raunchy
memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen idol tells all;
"Married with Children" exposed ... Featured on the Montel Williams
Show … “This book has everyone talking.”<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Old Jews walk in a
Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball
soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two pals, corned beef, Viagra
and a hot waitress with a big secret. Based on a true story set to “Hava
Nagila” and “Coney Island Baby” by the Excellents, ’62. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Occupation Wiseguy” – a novel – A college boy is tapped
by a greatly feared Mafioso to write his biography. It was a good day for a
murder. Based on the true story of the Cleveland mob, their very good New York
friends and the kid who blew the house down.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Teen Angels" - a play – Kids
at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power. Only the strong survive. Meet the
collateral damage, the boys and girls who might have been you or yours. Their
pain has a long shelf life, and it demands to be felt. Based on a true story
set to raw gangster rap and “Those Oldies but Goodies” by Little Caesar &
the Romans. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Skating Hollywood Blvd." -
five plays about life in the Hollywood fast lane. "The biggest dreamers of
all are drawn to Tinseltown like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has
a headshot, a screenplay and a fantasy: scores the Porsche, wins the Oscar and
pulls mad freaky starlet puss." Based on true stories set to “Say Goodbye
to Hollywood” by Ronnie Spector.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Maury Berry, Jewish
Cowboy" - a play - Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud
sidekick, pledged loyalty until the end, and this is it. As kids, they found
sanctuary from abusive fathers, ruthless bullies and poverty at their
neighborhood movie house. For Mendy, the matinee never ended, but, for Chunky,
it ended way too soon.<span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Guys from Cleveland" -
a novel - Best pals fall for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare. She
marries one of them, but still itches for his sidekick. When she starts
scratching, things get crazy. Based on a true story set to those smokin’ ‘50’s golden
oldies and “Beer Barrel Polka” by Frankie Yankovic. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have
champagne tastes and Kool-Aid budgets. They set out to seek glamour, glory and
gold with a liquor store cashier, the cops, a gun and Fate awaiting them at
day's end. Based on a true story set to raw gangster rap.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Buckeye by Choice” – a play – A wide-eyed and bi-curious
OSU freshman super fan encounters his gridiron hero in the shower, and things
get sticky. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Look who’s calling somebody Crazy” – a play – A Hollywood
tourist is hearing voices in his head. Meet the <i>speakers</i>: Neon, a notorious rapper; Cha Cha, a sizzling actress;
and Big Baller, a porn flick producer. They have invited you to a no-rules cage
match called group therapy.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Menage a Trois” – a play – A sex-starved lesbian, a
Manhattan socialite and a chauvinistic macho womanizer are bound together for
eternity in Hades and learn that hell is other people. When their skeletons
come out of the closet to dance with them, it’s a devilishly decant party, and
the damnedest things happen.<span></span></span></p>
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