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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">The collected works of Cleveland author,
Joey Bauer, are now available on kindle. You’ll laugh … You’ll cry … You’ll cheer …<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Hollywood Raw" - a raunchy
memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen idol tells all;
"Married with Children" exposed ... Featured on the Montel Williams
Show … “This book has everyone talking.”<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Old Jews walk in a
Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball
soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two pals, corned beef, Viagra
and a hot waitress with a big secret. Based on a true story set to “Hava
Nagila” and “Coney Island Baby” by the Excellents, ’62. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Occupation Wiseguy” – a novel – A college boy is tapped
by a greatly feared Mafioso to write his biography. It was a good day for a
murder. Based on the true story of the Cleveland mob, their very good New York
friends and the kid who blew the house down.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Teen Angels" - a play/screenplay
– Kids at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power. Only the strong survive. Meet
the collateral damage, the boys and girls who might have been you or yours.
Their pain has a long shelf life, and it demands to be felt. Based on a true
story set to raw gangster rap and “Those Oldies but Goodies” by Little Caesar
& the Romans. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Pals” – a screenplay - A brassy waitress referees, as two
life-long buddies, now in their 70’s, battle over an estate fairly, until the
gloves come off and sparks fly.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Skating Hollywood Blvd." -
five plays about life in the Hollywood fast lane. "The biggest dreamers of
all are drawn to Tinseltown like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has
a headshot, a screenplay and a fantasy: scores the Porsche, wins the Oscar and
pulls mad freaky starlet puss." Based on true stories set to “Say Goodbye
to Hollywood” by Ronnie Spector.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Mendy Berry, Jewish
Cowboy" - a play - Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud
sidekick, pledged loyalty until the end, and this is it. As kids, they found
sanctuary from abusive fathers, ruthless bullies and poverty at their
neighborhood movie house. For Mendy, the matinee never ended, but, for Chunky,
it ended way too soon.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Two Guys from Cleveland" -
a novel - Best pals fall for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare. She
marries one of them, but still itches for his sidekick. When she starts
scratching, things get crazy. Based on a true story set to those smokin’ ‘50’s golden
oldies and “Beer Barrel Polka” by Frankie Yankovic. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">"Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have
champagne tastes and Kool-Aid budgets. They set out to seek glamour, glory and
gold with a liquor store cashier, the cops, a gun and Fate awaiting them at
day's end. Based on a true story set to raw gangster rap.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Buckeye by Choice” – a play – A wide-eyed and bi-curious
OSU freshman super fan encounters his gridiron hero in the shower, and things
get sticky. <span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Look who’s calling somebody Crazy” – a play – A Hollywood
tourist is hearing voices in his head. Meet the <i>speakers</i>: Neon, a notorious rapper; Cha Cha, a sizzling actress;
and Big Baller, a porn flick producer. They have invited you to a no-rules cage
match called group therapy.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Menage a Trois” – a full play – A sex-starved lesbian, a Manhattan
socialite and a chauvinistic womanizer are bound together for eternity in Hades
and learn that hell is other people. When their skeletons come out of the
closet to dance with them, it’s a devilishly decadent party, and the damnedest
things happen.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Blast from the Past” – a play in one act – An egotistical
uber-teen star with a skeleton in his closet tells all to the wrong journalist.<span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(26,26,26)">“Destiny” – a play in one act – A very troubled guy pours
his heart out to a bartender, telling about the love of his life, who turns out
to be a femme fatal.<span></span></span></p>
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