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face=Georgia>Surprisingly, Blank Canvas’ ‘We Will Rock You’ most certainly
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face=Georgia>Member, American Theatre Critics Association</FONT></SPAN><SPAN
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face=Georgia><FONT color=#333333>I kid you not.<SPAN
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color=#333333>Ben Elton’s musical “We Will Rock You” tells the ridiculous tale
o</FONT></SPAN><SPAN
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color=#222222>f a small group of rebels in a highly </FONT></SPAN><SPAN
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color=#222222> dystopian future who are looking for a savior to revive the lost
poetry once known </FONT></SPAN><SPAN>as rock</SPAN><SPAN
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and <SPAN style="COLOR: "><FONT color=#222222>save the souls of a lost
world.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">
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face=Georgia><FONT color=#222222>The show uses the songs of Queen as both its
soundtrack and the resistance fighters’ sacred text.<SPAN
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face=Georgia><FONT color=#222222>And it borrows heavily from the 1930s and 1940s
sci-fi motion picture serials to build its vision of dystopia, fashion the dark
evildoers who control it, and generate the hero who will give them their
comeuppance.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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face=Georgia><FONT color=#222222>Sounds horrible, right? <SPAN
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the show premiered in the West End of London in 2002, it was </SPAN><SPAN
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panned by critics.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The Guardian
noted that the show was “manufactured” and devised to create “unlikely ways to
wring out another Queen song.” The Daily Telegraph wrote that the musical
was "guaranteed to bore you rigid” while The Daily Mirror suggested that the
playwright be shot.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">
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face=Georgia><FONT color=#222222>But this musical is a marvelous confection in
the hands of Blank Canvas director Patrick Ciamacco, who has a history of
turning idiotic, idiosyncratic works like “Psycho Beach Party” and “Texas Chain
Saw Musical” into surprisingly entertaining
enterprises.</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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