none too fragile theatre Announces Auditions for the First 3 Productions of 2017 Season! 

Who: none too fragile theatre
What: The Whale by Samuel D. Hunter - directed by sean derry
When: Saturday, October 22nd, 11:30am - 2pm
Where: none too fragile theatre
            1841 Merriman Rd.
            Akron, 44313 (enter through Pub Bricco)

Breakdown: Liz - 30's or 40's Any Ethnicity
                    Elder Thomas - Late Teens/Early 20's White Male
                    Mary - 40's White Female

                    Charlie - Already Cast - *Robert Ellis
                    Ellie  - Already Cast - Ireland Derry
                                       *(Actor's Equity Association Member)

All Who Audition: Cold Reads from Script
                               Please arrive no later than 12:30pm.

Production Dates: February 3rd - 18th, 2017
                                Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm
                                Sunday Matinee, 2/12 @ 2pm
                                Monday, 2/13 @ 8pm

Rehearsal Dates: January 9th - February 2nd, 2017

The Story: On the outskirts of Mormon Country, Idaho, a six hundred pound recluse hides away in his apartment, and slowly eats himself to death. Desperate to reconnect with his long-estranged daughter, he reaches out to her, only to find a viciously sharp-tongued and wildly unhappy teen. Big-hearted and fiercely funny, The Whale tells the story of a man's last chance at redemption, and of finding beauty in the most unexpected places.

Awards: Winner - 2013 Lucille Nortel Award, Best Play
                Winner  - 2013 Drama Desk Special Award for Significant Contribution to Theatre
                Winner - 2013 GLAAD Media Award, Outstanding New York Theatre
                Nominee - 2013 Outer Critics Circle Awards, Outstanding New Off-Broadway Play
                Nominee - 2013 John Gassner Award, Outstanding New American Play
                Finalist - 27th Annual Lambda Literary Award, for best LGBT DRAMA OF 2014/2015

Press: "Riveting...An impassioned & arresting clash of minds & emotions. I was glued to the stage...Equally dynamic and horrifying." - New York Observer

"Extraordinary. As he did in his breakthrough play A Bright New Boise, Hunter has constructed an outsize, gothic scenario in tender miniature." - New York Magazine


Who: none too fragile theatre
What: A Skull In Connemara by Martin McDonagh - directed by sean derry
When: Sunday, October 23rd, 11:30am - 1:30pm
Where: none too fragile theatre
            1841 Merriman Rd.
            Akron, 44313 (enter through Pub Bricco)

Breakdown: Mary-Johnny Taggerty - 60's or 70's White Female
                    Mairtin Hanlon - Late Teens/Early 20's White Male
                    Thomas Hanlon - Late 20's - Early 40's White Male

                    Mick Dowd - Already Cast - *David Peacock
                         *(Actor's Equity Association Member)

All Who Audition: Cold Reads from Script
                             Please arrive no later than 12pm (noon)

Production Dates: March 17th - April 1st, 2017
                                Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm
                                Sunday Matinee, 3/26 @ 2pm
                                Monday, 3/27 @ 8pm

Rehearsal Dates: February 20th - March 16th, 2017

The Story: On the outskirts of Mormon Country, Idaho, a six hundred pound recluse hides away in his apartment, and slowly eats himself to death. Desperate to reconnect with his long-estranged daughter, he reaches out to her, only to find a viciously sharp-tongued and wildly unhappy teen. Big-hearted and fiercely funny, The Whale tells the story of a man's last chance at redemption, and of finding beauty in the most unexpected places.

Awards: 1998 Laurence Olivier Best New Comedy (Nominee)

Press: "Mr. McDonagh's great strength is that he combines a love of traditional storytelling with the savage ironic humor of the modern generation..." - The Guardian (UK) 

"Skull-cracking craic. A twisted & deliciously dark production - witty in all the wrong places & hilarious in all the right ones - it takes a grisly set-up & bookends it with all the simplicities of country life in the early 1990's" - The Herald 

"judging by the subject matter McDonagh gravitates towards - the body count tends to be significant amid the near-hysterical laughter - it is understandable that he has been dubbed the 'Quentin Tarantino of Irish drama'; his probing of death & violent acts while keeping the banter flowing spiritedly makes him the undisputed bad boy of the Irish stage play." 
- Newsletter 

"This is a hilarious & bloody performance not to be missed. Hilariously weird & whacky... It's funny how distinctly Irish it is." - Love Belfast 


Who: none too fragile theatre
What: Salvage by George Brant - directed by sean derry
When: Sunday, October 23rd, 1:30pm - 3pm
Where: none too fragile theatre
            1841 Merriman Rd.
            Akron, 44313 (enter through Pub Bricco)

Breakdown: Roberta Aspern - 60's White Female
                   
                     Amanda Aspern - Already Cast - *Derdriu Ring
                     Kelly Aspern - Already Cast - Kelly Strand                         
                                  *(Actor's Equity Association Member)

All Who Audition: Cold Reads from Script
                             Please arrive no later than 2pm.

Production Dates: May 5th - 20th, 2017
                                Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm
                                Sunday Matinee, 5/14 @ 2pm
                                Monday, 5/15 @ 8pm

Rehearsal Dates: April 10th - May 4th, 2017

The Story: Danny's sister & mother have just laid him to rest & now find themselves racing against time to rescue his prized possessions from the family basement before a flood hits. Enter Danny's high-school sweetheart to lend a hand, but is she here to pay her last respects or to keep Danny alive forever?

Press: "As the dialogue among these three women intensifies into a roller-coaster ride of vulnerability & deception, one shocking secret is revealed after another. Yet despite the harsh twists of what-ifs & missed chances, the play leaves you with the saving graces of family loyalty & endurance. -TimeOut New York

"A fantastic, dark portrait of three women at the end of their rope...so rich & compelling that you can't wait to see what's around the bend." -nytheatre.com

"A winner...a remarkable thread of hope...that should keep the play in production for some time." - The Happiest Medium

"Compelling & powerful..."wow" is too small a word." - The Balcony & Beyond

"Magic...a gem of a play." - CT Out & About

"A powerful piece of writing...refreshingly provocative." - Connecticut Critics Circle