WHAT Lorain County Community College Theatre Department is looking for students and community members to audition for its Fall Mainstage production, the wildly hilarious, grotesque, taboo-shattering, ground breaking avant-garde classic, UBU ROI, by Alfred Jarry, directed by Terence Cranendonk. This is a non-equity production. Rehearsals will begin Monday, October 3 and performance dates are November 17, 18, and 19, 2016. If you are cast, expect to rehearse Monday through Thursday evenings, as well as Sunday afternoons, for 4 to 5 hours. WHAT TO PREPARE: Please prepare a two-minute ³mini performance² that incorporates speaking text (a theatrical monologue, a poem, or a passage from a novel or short story, for example) and a special skill that you have (such as acrobatics, gymnastics, tumbling/rolling, magic, mentalism, puppetry, ventriloquism, juggling, unicycling, playing spoons, ukulele, playing a musical instrument of any kind, hula hooping, baton twirling, dancing, singing, yo-yoing, bird calling, kazoo, etc.) If you do not have any of the skills on this list, please add one of your own‹this is not an optional part of the audition. I am looking for your creativity in being able to combine your text with another skill. Remember, playing an instrument (even a kazoo) or singing qualifies. You may also be asked to read selections from the script and to improvise with other members of your audition group. Please also come prepared to write down all your schedule conflicts. WHERE TO GO: The Stocker Arts Center Cirigliano Studio Theatre, Lorain County Community College campus, 1005 Abbe Rd. N, Elyria, OH WHEN TO BE THERE: Monday, September 12 or Tuesday, September 13 7-10pm With possible callbacks Wednesday, September 14, 7-10pm Please, call LCCC Director of Theatre Jeremy Benjamin at 440-366-7120 or email jbenjami@lorainccc.edu to make an appointment for an audition day. There will be no reserved time slots, so be prepared to stay for the entire block of time. Jeremy K. Benjamin Director of Theatre Production Manager/Technical Director/Designer Lorain County Community College (440) 366-7120 jbenjami@lorainccc.edu ³After all of our studies we acquire only that which we put into practice.² -Goethe