*Please substitute this copy in lieu of that previously sent; sanitized and without typos this time. Thanks. A retrospective of Cleveland's inimitable creative provocateur Joey Bauer's collected works is available on kindle. Treat yourself to some of best legal fun that you can have in a red state with your clothes on. "Hollywood Raw" - a memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen idol tells all; "Married with Children" exposed; Sam Kinison lives! Over 100K copies sold worldwide ... Featured on the Montel Williams Show … “It’s good to be famous. Every day is Christmas, and you’re the moment.” "Teen Angels" - a play – Los Angeles *corner kids* at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power to a rock beat. Only the strong survive. Based on a true story that they couldn’t keep locked up in solitary forever. "Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about living the Hollywood dream on a budget. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to L.A. like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has a headshot in hand, a screenplay in development, a life coach app, a demo reel, an audition piece, a sober companion and a fantasy: scores the Porsche and Rolex, wins the Oscar ten years running and pulls mad freaky starlet puss." "Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play about a nice Jewish boy, 35, seeking a saddle, a horse, a lasso and a cow ... So, what's not to like? "There are basically three sure things in life: death, taxes and the Lone Ranger rides again." Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud sidekick, pledged loyalty until the bitter end, and this is sure it. "Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two Cleveland pals, corned beef sandwiches and a knockout waitress with an attitude. "Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - "He isn't heavy; he's my brother." Best pals fall for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare "Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have champagne dreams and empty pockets. They set off to seek their destiny with a liquor store cashier, the cops and a loaded gun awaiting them at day's end.