[NEohioPAL]The Mike and Ike Report--Phase IV--Rocky Horror
JonahWhorfin at aol.com
JonahWhorfin at aol.com
Tue Jul 5 01:42:58 PDT 2005
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=E2=80=9CThe Rocky Horror Show=E2=80=9D at Weathervane Playhouse=20
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING REVIEW COULD CAUSE MASSIVE INTERNAL DAMAGE TO THE=20
UNINITIATED. PREPARE THEM. PREPARE THEM WELL=20
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He=E2=80=99s not Mike.=20
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain=E2=80=99t Ike. Well, it=E2=80=99s July 4th, a=
time when we=20
Americans celebrate our independence from Margaret Thatcher lovin=E2=80=99,=20=
Anthony=20
Hopkins soundin=E2=80=99, bangers and mash eatin=E2=80=99 limey feebs like M=
ichael over here.=20
SLIGHT PAUSE=20
M: Yes, indeed. And what better way to pay homage to the fact that you=20
people broke free from a totalitarian regime to form your own than by talki=
ng=20
about orgies and murder and gays.=20
I: Oh my. Yes, The Rocky Horror Show is back and this time it is at=20
Weathervane, if you can believe it.=20
M: I give the two people who left the show when we saw it credit. At leas=
t=20
they waited until the end of act one to leave.=20
I: Yep. Weathervane is doing a show more offensive than us. =20
AUDIENCE: BULLSHIT!=20
I: Amazing, but true.=20
M: For those of you who don=E2=80=99t know, Rocky Horror was written by Ri=
chard O=E2=80=99=20
Brian, a fellow countryman of mine, in the early 1970=E2=80=99s.=20
I: So are all limeys bald and bisexual?=20
M: Shut up.=20
I: Just askin=E2=80=99.=20
M: The play, which was made into a much more boring film, which has given=20
young homosexuals something to do on the week-ends for the last 30 years,=20
concerns Brad and Janet, two young, ordinary--=20
AUDIENCE: WHITE!=20
M: --healthy kids. Their car brakes down, they meet some aliens, have sex=
=20
with the same man, find out their good friend is a Nazi, have sex with most=
=20
of the rest of the cast, and realize that having promiscuous sex might not=20=
be=20
a good thing.=20
I: This makes it, basically, Friday the 13th: the Musical.=20
PAUSE=20
M: Riight.=20
I: Think about it. By the end of the show, in a musical number that is no=
t=20
in the movie, we learn that Brad and Janet=E2=80=99s lives are basically de=
stroyed=20
by having sex before marriage, which is the exact same theme of every Frida=
y=20
the 13th film.=20
AUDIENCE: WHAT DO MOST AMERICANS WANT TO SAY TO PRESIDENT BUSH?=20
M: So what planet are you actually living on?=20
I: Am I wrong?=20
M: Well, no, but=E2=80=94=20
I: Exactly. For all the rampant sexuality in this thing, it=E2=80=99s sur=
prisingly=20
catholic in its themes. =20
AUDIENCE: YOU SCREW, YOU=E2=80=99RE SCREWED.=20
M: Even if the movie had the song =E2=80=9CSuper Heroes=E2=80=9D it would=20=
say the same=20
thing: if you try anything that is not the heterosexual missionary positio=
n, you
=E2=80=99re going to be killed by a freak with a Super Soaker. =20
I: Now then, the one thing we must say about the movie is that it=E2=80=
=99s more=20
boring than an episode of =E2=80=9CThe O.C.=E2=80=9D =20
M: And the play is energetic, vibrant, and alive.=20
AUDIENCE: PISS OFF THE READERS, IKE!=20
I: Unlike most shows at Weathervane.=20
M: And we=E2=80=99re starting the hate mail right off the bat.=20
I: Okay, that might have gone too far.=20
M: You think?=20
I: I=E2=80=99m sorry, but Weathervane is not known as a theatre that takes=
risks. =20
Not saying it=E2=80=99s a bad thing, but let=E2=80=99s face it, that place=20=
is about as white=20
as Brad and Janet.=20
M: Send the emails to Ike. I have nothing to do with this one.=20
I: Oh hold on, limey, this is a good thing. The theatre has decided to g=
o=20
against the grain and do something that most upper middle class, usual =20
subscribers to the theatre are not expecting and I say =E2=80=9CIt=E2=80=99s=
about damn time.=E2=80=9D =20
Been too many years since Sweeny Todd and, no offense, but that wasn=E2=80=
=99t that=20
great.=20
M: This, on the other hand, is great. Not only is this the best production=
=20
of the play I=E2=80=99ve seen PERIOD, but, by far, this is the most energet=
ic, =20
entertaining, politically incorrect thing this theatre has done is quite som=
e time=20
and to them I say =E2=80=9CHOT DAMN!=E2=80=9D=20
I: Ya got a great cast, great set, great direction and, best of all, a sho=
w=20
that challenges the conventional archetypes of musical the-ater and will=20
definitely piss off the straights.=20
M: So if you want to see somethin=E2=80=99 unlike ANYTHING you=E2=80=99ve=20=
seen before,=20
head down to Liberty Commons and see the best commercial production that is=
=20
guaranteed to offend that we have seen in quite some time. You have one mo=
re=20
week.=20
AUDIENCE: HEY, IKE, TAKE A STEP OUT OF THE CLOSET=20
I: Should we talk about Rocky and the bulge?=20
M: No, let=E2=80=99s let them discover that on their own.=20
I: Would it be too gay to say he looked damn good in those gold Speedos?=20
AUDIENCE: DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX FROM A MAN?=20
M: Yes.=20
PAUSE=20
I: He did though, didn=E2=80=99t he?=20
M: Oh yes. Quite yummy. =20
PAUSE=20
I: We=E2=80=99re goin=E2=80=99 to hell, ain=E2=80=99t we?=20
M: Only if you=E2=80=99re a republican.
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">=E2=80=9CThe Rocky Horror Show=E2=80=9D at Weatherv=
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Playhouse<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P>
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face=3D"Times New Roman">WARNING:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </=
SPAN>THE=20
FOLLOWING REVIEW COULD CAUSE MASSIVE INTERNAL DAMAGE TO THE UNINITIATED.<SPA=
N=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>PREPARE THEM.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>PREPARE THEM=20
WELL<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></B></P>
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size=3D3>Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>He=E2=80=99s not Mike.</FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>Ike: (Southern accent) He ain=E2=80=99t Ike.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Well, it=E2=80=99s July 4<SUP>th,=20=
</SUP>a time=20
when we Americans celebrate our independence from Margaret Thatcher lovin=
=E2=80=99,=20
Anthony Hopkins soundin=E2=80=99, bangers and mash eatin=E2=80=99 limey feeb=
s like Michael over=20
here.</FONT></P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
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style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">SLIGHT PAUSE<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></B></P>
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style=3D"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o:p><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman"=20
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes, indeed.<SPAN=
=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And what better way to pay homage=20=
to the=20
fact that you people broke free from a totalitarian regime to form your own=20=
than=20
by talking about orgies and murder and gays.</FONT></P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Oh my.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes, The Rocky Horror Show is back=
and=20
this time it is at Weathervane, if you can believe it.</FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I give the two pe=
ople who=20
left the show when we saw it credit.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =
=20
</SPAN>At least they waited until the end of act one to leave.</FONT></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face=3D"Times=20=
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Y=
ep.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Weathervane is doing a show more=20
offensive than us.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =20
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =20
</SPAN>BULLSHIT!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Amazing, but=20
true.</FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>For those of you=20=
who=20
don=E2=80=99t know, Rocky Horror was written by Richard O=E2=80=99 Brian, a=20=
fellow countryman of=20
mine, in the early 1970=E2=80=99s.</FONT></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face=3D"Times=20=
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>So are all limeys=
bald=20
and bisexual?</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Shut up.</FONT></=
P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Just askin=E2=80=
=99.</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The play, which w=
as made=20
into a much more boring film, which has given young homosexuals something to=
do=20
on the week-ends for the last 30 years, concerns Brad and Janet, two young,=20
ordinary--</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =20
</SPAN>WHITE!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>--healthy kids.<S=
PAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Their car brakes down, they meet s=
ome=20
aliens, have sex with the same man, find out their good friend is a Nazi, ha=
ve=20
sex with most of the rest of the cast, and realize that having promiscuous s=
ex=20
might not be a good thing.</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>This makes it, ba=
sically,=20
Friday the 13<SUP>th</SUP>:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>t=
he=20
Musical.</FONT></P>
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size=3D3><STRONG>PAUSE</STRONG></FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Riight.</FONT></P=
>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Think about it.<S=
PAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>By the end of the show, in a music=
al=20
number that is not in the movie, we learn that Brad and Janet=E2=80=99s live=
s are=20
basically destroyed by having sex before marriage, which is the exact same t=
heme=20
of every Friday the 13<SUP>th</SUP> film.</FONT></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face=3D"Times=20=
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><S=
PAN=20
style=3D"mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>WHAT DO MOST AMERICANS WANT TO SAY=20=
TO=20
PRESIDENT BUSH?</STRONG></FONT></P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>So what planet ar=
e you=20
actually living on?</FONT></P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Am I wrong?</FONT=
></P>
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New Roman"=20
size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Well, no, but=E2=
=80=94</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3>I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Exactly.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>For all the rampant sexuality in t=
his=20
thing, it=E2=80=99s surprisingly catholic in its themes. </FONT></P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=3D"Times New R=
oman"=20
size=3D3><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>YO=
U SCREW,=20
YOU=E2=80=99RE SCREWED.</STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">M: <SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>E=
ven if=20
the movie had the song =E2=80=9CSuper Heroes=E2=80=9D it would say the same=20=
thing:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>if you try anything that is not th=
e=20
heterosexual missionary position, you=E2=80=99re going to be killed by a fre=
ak with a=20
Super Soaker.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><=
/P>
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size=3D3> </FONT></o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">I:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>N=
ow then,=20
the one thing we must say about the movie is that it=E2=80=99s more boring t=
han an=20
episode of =E2=80=9CThe O.C.=E2=80=9D<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> =
;=20
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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oman"=20
size=3D3>M:<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And the play is=20
energetic, vibrant, and alive.</FONT></P>
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<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>PISS OFF THE READERS, IKE!</STRONG=
></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Unlike most shows at Weathervane.<=
/P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And we=E2=80=99re starting the hat=
e mail right=20
off the bat.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Okay, that might have gone too far=
.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>You think?</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I=E2=80=99m sorry, but Weathervane=
is not known=20
as a theatre that takes risks.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPA=
N>Not=20
saying it=E2=80=99s a bad thing, but let=E2=80=99s face it, that place is ab=
out as white as Brad=20
and Janet.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Send the emails to Ike. <SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I have nothing to do with this one.=
</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Oh hold on, limey, this is a good=20
thing.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>The theatre has decide=
d to=20
go against the grain and do something that most upper middle class, usual=20
subscribers to the theatre are not expecting and I say =E2=80=9CIt=E2=80=99s=
about damn=20
time.=E2=80=9D<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Been too many=20=
years since=20
Sweeny Todd and, no offense, but that wasn=E2=80=99t that great.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>This, on the other hand, is great.=
<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Not only is this the best producti=
on of=20
the play I=E2=80=99ve seen PERIOD, but, by far, this is the most energetic,=20
entertaining, politically incorrect thing this theatre has done is quite som=
e=20
time and to them I say =E2=80=9CHOT DAMN!=E2=80=9D</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Ya got a great cast, great set, gr=
eat=20
direction and, best of all, a show that challenges the conventional archetyp=
es=20
of musical the-ater and will definitely piss off the straights.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>So if you want to see somethin=E2=
=80=99 unlike=20
ANYTHING you=E2=80=99ve seen before, head down to Liberty Commons and see th=
e best=20
commercial production that is guaranteed to offend that we have seen in quit=
e=20
some time. You have one more week.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>HEY, IKE, TAKE A STEP OUT OF THE=20
CLOSET</STRONG></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Should we talk about Rocky and the=
=20
bulge?</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>No, let=E2=80=99s let them discove=
r that on=20
their own.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Would it be too gay to say he look=
ed=20
damn good in those gold Speedos?</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG>AUDIENCE:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX FROM A=20
MAN?</STRONG></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yes.</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG>PAUSE</STRONG></P=
>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>He did though, didn=E2=80=99t he?<=
/P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M: Oh yes.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Quite yummy.<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG>PAUSE</STRONG></P=
>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>We=E2=80=99re goin=E2=80=99 to hel=
l, ain=E2=80=99t we?</P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p> </o:p></P>
<P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">M:<SPAN=20
style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Only if you=E2=80=99re a=20
republican.</FONT></P></DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>
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