[NEohioPAL]Something Dada and a Pig's Head

[Something Dada]

We were recently at the West Side Market, enjoying one of Cleveland's true treasures (along with, of course, Something Dada), and saw a pig's head for sale.  This got us to wondering: what would one do with a pig's head? Few people I know have a use for it right off the top of their heads (no pun intended, promise).  So, as a public service to any of you who might be thinking about buying a pig's head (and, knowing our audience, some of you might be), we offer the following potential uses:

 - Confuse your mafia friend by leaving it at the bottom of his bed

 - For Halloween, put it on in a strange tribute to the movie "Delicatessen"

 - Two delicious words: head cheese (authentic recipe here: http://www.realcajunrecipes.com/recipes/cajun/head-cheese/541.rcr)

 - By a couple, hollow 'em out, and have the cutest dang pair of slippers!

 - A conversation-starting dip bowl

 - The recreation sensation that's sweeping the nation: Pig's Head Bowling!

 - Take it to Wendy's, drop it in your chili, and sue the bastards

You have dozens of your own ideas, no doubt, so bring 'em down to the Bassa Vita Lounge (below Bottom's Up in Lakewood) this Thursday at 9 PM.  We'll combine them with other fantastic ingredients to make the comedy gumbo we call a Something Dada show.  See you then!

Next show times (all shows 21 and Over only):
Thursday, 8/24/06
9:00 PM

Thursday, 8/31/06
9:00 PM

Bassa Vita Lounge
below Bottoms Up
1572 W. 117th St. 
Lakewood, OH
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Something Dada
P.O. Box 81422
Cleveland OH 44181-0422
216.696.HAHA (4242)
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