[NEohioPAL]Something Dada - Mythbusters

[Something Dada]

We at Something Dada are tired of the misinformation floating around the world.  As such, we offer the following myths, busted for your convenience and edification:

MYTH: The average human head weighs 8 pounds.
FACT: Average adult human head weighs 12 pounds (with the average brain weighing about 3 pounds).  Probably less for Tom Cruise as the aliens have slowly been siphoning parts of it off.

MYTH: The Eskimos have 57 words for snow.
FACT: There are multiple "Eskimo" languages, and each of them have multiple words for snow, just like English (blizzard, flurry, dusting, etc.).   However, the Pittsburgh language does have 183 words for "mustache".

MYTH: A cat will always land on its feet.
FACT: This depends on the height of the drop, the angle of the cat on initial toss, and if the cat does indeed have feet.  One definite fact, though: a cat dropped from the top of the Empire State Building WILL pierce a human skull.

MYTH: A piece of bread with butter on it will always land butter-side down.
FACT: This is generally true, but not if you spread another substance (peanut butter, jelly, mayo, etc.) on the other side.  In fact, researchers in Finland are currently studying the repulsive qualities of just such a piece of "double-spread" (technical term) bread to create a super-train so they can leave Finland.

MYTH: Something has to be pre-written to be funny.
FACT: Improvised humour can be hilarious, born as it is of the moment, from suggestions given by the audience.  For further proof of this fact, come down to a Something Dada show this weekend, Friday at 8 or Saturday at 8 or 10:30.

MYTH: You cannot make reservations for a Something Dada show, as the attendees, like the material, are made up,
FACT: You can indeed make reservations for a Something Dada show, either via the internet at http://www.somethingdada.com/reservations.aspx or by phone at 216.696.4242.

MYTH: You can't afford to see a Something Dada show.
FACT: Sure you can!  Tickets for each show are only $10.  

Now take your now fact-filled brain, and come down and check out a Something Dada show!

SOMETHING DADA IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY
All New... All Different... Like Always.

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Next show times (all ages welcome - all tickets just $10):

Friday, July 27th, 2007
8:00 PM

Saturday, July 28th, 2007
8:00 PM and 10:30 PM

The Wooltex Gallery
Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Avenue 
Cleveland, OH
Free Parking In Rear
Cash and Checks only, ATM on site
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Something Dada
The Tower Press Building
1900 Superior Ave., Suite 120
Cleveland, OH 44114

216.696.HAHA (4242)

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