[NEohioPAL] Mike & Ike review Sweeney Todd
Jeff Holland
mikethelimeyandikethehick at yahoo.com
Tue Dec 25 11:40:12 PST 2007
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SONG PARODY CONTAINS A FEW
NAUGHTY WORDS
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.
Hes not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He aint Ike, but he IS an ass
rapin suck monkey!
M: Oooh! That ones new. I like it. And I deserve
it . . . for today I am a suck monkey.
I: The bitch saw Sweeney Todd without me.
M: Yes, I did.
I: How could you even
M: Oh, quite easily.
I: This one hurts, limey.
M: Good! I didnt kill you, but were even now.
I: Oh. All right. I can deal.
M: Almost even.
SHORT PAUSE
I: Go on.
M: Well, I was trying to figure out how to do the
review . . . without you.
I: Dick Triscuit!
M: And the only idea I liked was with song.
I: What?
M: Hit it, Tommy Dorsey and his Orchestra!
I: Aw, fuck.
MUSIC: KISS ME
M: THIS SONG WAS CUT FOR THE MOVIE
I DONT KNOW WHY. ITS NOT THAT BAD
I: YOURE SUCH A
JERK
A LOT WAS CUT FOR THE MOVIE
SOME SONGS GOT TRIMMED. ITS RATHER SAD
YOURE SUCH A
JERK
ITS JUST A SMALL COMPLAINT
WHO CARES
A REALLY MINOR TAINT
WHO CARES
I CANT BELIEVE
JUST HOW GOOD
JUST HOW GOOD IT IS
SWEENEY TODDS THE BEST
MOVIE MUSICAL IVE EVER SEEN. ITS-
BITE ME
WHATS WRONG?
YOU SUCK
NOT YOU
TIM BURTON IS THE ONE MAN WHO
COULD BRING THIS STAGE SHOW TO THE SCREEN
I WANT YOU DEAD
WITH SONDHEIMS MUSIC AND LYRICS
THIS IS A FILM YOUVE NEVER SEEN
STABBED IN THE
HEAD
YOU WANT A LITTLE MORE?
FUCK OFF
LETS TALK ABOUT THE GORE
FUCK OFF
DO YOU WANT BLOOD
THERE IS BLOOD I WANT YOUR BLOOD
THERE IS LOTS OF BLOOD ALL YOUR BLOOD
SPRAYING ON THE WALLS SPRAYING ON THE WALLS
SPRAYING ON THE FACE. SPRAYING ON MY FACE
IT'S SUCH A GRUESOME YOU BASTARD
BITE ME
WHATS WRONG
BITE ME
IS SOMETHING WRONG
YOURE SUCH AN ASS
I KNOW
SO BITE ME
IM SUCH AN ASS
I CANT BELIEVE
I WENT WITH- YOU WENT
OUT YOU ILL
THERES A LIFE KILL
WITHOUT YOU YOU
WE ARE NOT YA
CONJOINED TWINS DOUCHE
PLUS I KNEW BAG
REALLY GET PISSED OFF ILL KILL YOU
IVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS MOVIE
IM SO AMAZED THEY GOT IT RIGHT
ALL RIGHT WERE DONE
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE
EVERYTHINGS PERFECT. A DELIGHT
LIMEY
OH SURE ITS RATHER GRIM WHY CANT WE
A MOST DISTURBING HYMM WHY CANT WE
BUT WHEN GO AND CATCH
YOUVE GOT A LATE SHOW. OH
JOHNNY DEPP ITS NO FAIR
AND A CAST YOU SAW IT
LIKE THIS WITHOUT ME
STEPHEN SONDHEIMS SCORE LIMEY
NOT TO MENTIONJ I WANT TO
THE SHEER I WANT TO
GENIUS SEE THIS FLICK
OF TIM-- SO BADLY
LETS GO
RIGHT NOW?
WHY NOT?
HOT DAMN
FALCOR
ILL LOAD
LOADED
AH SIR
I: I wonder if the lyrics will look even once this
thing gets posted.
M: Probably not.
I: Ah, well.
M: Merry Christmas.
I: And namaste.
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