[NEohioPAL] A Mike & Ike "Satirical" Review of Oberlin College's "Reefer Madness"

[Jeff Holland]

WARNING:   THE FOLLOWING REVIEW IS SHORT AND MILDLY OFFENSIVE.
 
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations.  He’s not Mike.
 
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain’t Ike.  You ready, limey?
 
M:  Let’s rock this bitch.
 
I:  HIT IT, TOMMY DORSEY AND HIS ORCHESTRA
 
MUSIC:  TELL ‘EM THE TRUTH FROM REEFER MADNESS
 
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO DO THIS WEEK
AND YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TONGUE IN CHEEK
IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU SHOULD SEEK
THE TOWN OF OBERLIN
 
SO WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR EVIL DEAD
GRAB SOME REEFER AND CLOUD YOUR HEAD
YOU’LL BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE’VE SAID
AND YOU WILL BE SET FREE
TO SEE
A MUSICAL YOU’D THINK WAS MADE FOR US
 
GOTTA TELL YOU THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH
EV’RYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH
WHEN THEY HIT THEIR BIG ASS BONG
YOU WILL WANT TO SING ALONG
THERE’S SEX AND DRUGS AND EVEN GORE
NOW TELL ME WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE
THAT’S WHY WE'RE TELLING THE TRUTH
 
GOTTA TELL YOU THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH
EV’RYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH
WE CHALLENGE YOU TO WATCH
THE THRUSTING JESUS CROTCH
THE MEN HAS BALLS AS YOU WILL SEE
THEY JUTTED OUT TO AISLE THREE
THAT’S WHY WE’RE TELLING THE TRUTH
 
WE LOVED JILL MURDOCH. SHE SHINES AS MAE
CARR’S A NUTBALL AND SOMEONE’S GAY
SWEET HOLLAND HAMILTON’S MARY LANE
AND ALEX BIRNIE, DUDE
 
YES SEEING THIS WAS A DREAM COME TRUE
YOU HELPED US FILL OUR SHORTS WITH GOO
A FINE DAY ENDS. NOTHING LEFT TO DO
PASS FALCOR
NAMASTE
 


      
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