[NEohioPAL] NEW SEMINAR: How Not To Write A Novel

[Mike Norton]

NEW SEMINAR:

How Not to Write a Novel & Succeed
 
by world-unreknowned self-published author Michael A. Norton (author of "A Line in the Sand"*) 
 
Come out and gather essential tips before making your way onto the novel-writing playing field, which include such exclusive gems as:
 
*Write extended blocks of stream-of-consciousness
*Include graphic descriptions of UFO abductions
*Alienate friends & family by using thinly-veiled real-life experiences, + create and contrive new ones!
*Make the media and Hollywood establishment uncomfortable
*Be lewd and taboo
*Create a new theory to rival a world-renowned physicist's
 
For a nominal fee of 100 Euros, RSVP to this one-time event by replying to this email.   Seminar will be held at:
 
Remy's Soup Kitchen
Downtown
Cleveland, OH
 
August 1st, 2009, 9AM-6PM
 
Thanks!
 
*Link to actual novel: http://www.amazon.com/Line-Sand-Michael-Norton/dp/0595223621/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1248583325&sr=8-1




Michael Anthony Norton 
The Dramatists Guild of America, Inc.
 




      
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