Cassidy Theatreseeks a diverse, talented cast of 6 adult and 4-6 youth artists for it’s upcoming production of “NUNCRACKERS: The Nunsense Christmas Musical” Book, Music & Lyrics By: Dan Goggin Directed By: Mike Caraffi Vocal Direction By: Mike Caraffi Choreography By: Kim Mihalik Performance Dates: December 5 – 21, 2025 Rehearsals Begin: Early October Audition Date: Monday, September 15, 2025 at 7:00pm Location: Cassidy Theatre, 6200 Pearl Rd. Parma Heights, OH. 44130 Video submissions will be accepted PRIOR to September 15th via email to mcaraffi@cassidytheatre.com The Nunsense Christmas Musical, Nuncrackers, is presented as the first TV special taped in the Cable Access Studio built by Reverend Mother in the convent basement. It stars the nuns you love, plus Father Virgil, and four of Mount Saint Helen's most talented students. Featuring all new songs including Twelve Days Prior to Christmas, Santa Ain't Comin' to Our House, We Three Kings of Orient Are Usand It's Better to Give than to Receive, this show is filled with typical Nunsense humor, some of your favorite carols, and a "Secret Santa" audience participation. This Nunsense Christmas Show will make you laugh and maybe tug at your heartstrings. It's the perfect way to ensure that your holiday season is merry and bright! Cast of Characters: Sister Mary Regina (Reverend Mother)is the Mother Superior of the Little Sisters of Hoboken. She tries to be strict and keep order, but things often get out of her control. She grew up in a circus family and her “showbiz” background and sense of humor always shine through her attempt at creating a tough exterior. Sister Mary Hubert is the Mistress of Novices. She is second in command to Mother Superior. She wanted to be a nun all her life and at times finds ir difficult to deal with problems she firmly believes are created by Mother Superior’s ineptness. Ahe is very practical. She and Mother Superior have a healthy and humorous rivalry. Sister Robert Anneis a streetwise nun from Brooklyn, New York. She is one tough cookie but has a heart and soul of gold. The students love her because she “speaks their language.” She feels she has real theatrical potential and is constantly frustrated by Reverend Mother’s refusal to let her “star” in the show. Sister Mary Paul (aka Amnesia)was hit on the head with a crucifix and for a long period didn’t remember who she was. Now, everyone knows she is Sister Mary Paul, a country singer who jump-started her recording career as the first nun to appear at the Grand Ole Opry. Even though she has her memory back she always seems to be a “little vacant” but innocently endearing. Sister Mary Leo, a novice in the first three shows, now has her black veil. She is very excited to be in the Christmas show, because Reverend Mother has allowed her to dance in the Nutcracker Ballet. Sister Leo has dedicated her life to becoming the first famous nun ballerina. NOTE: Sister Leo appears only at the top of the show. Father Virgilis Sister Mary Leo’s “real-life” brother. He is a Franciscan Father of Fort Wayne and grew up in the Mississippi Delta where he and his sister were part of the Trott Family Singers. He now has his own radio show, and the sisters invited him to participate in the Christmas program because they knew he could give them pointers on presenting a good show. Mount St. Helen’s Studentsare elementary students of Mt. St. Helen’s School aging in range from 8 – 13 years of age. Auditioners should prepare 16-32 bars or a song of their choosing that showcases their vocal range and ability. Please prepare for and dress for movement. Cold reading from the script may be required – if needed. An accompanist will be provided. At Cassidy Theatre, we believe that the stage is strongest when it reflects the fullness of our community. We are committed to providing equitable casting opportunities for artists of all races, ethnicities, genders, identities, abilities, and backgrounds. Every performer who auditions will be considered with fairness, respect, and an open mind. We encourage all interested artists to share their talent, knowing that their unique voice and presence are valued as part of our storytelling.