DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER A naughty comedy farce about friendship, relationships, and love Directed by Maureen Dempsey June 5th – June 21st East Cleveland Theater Fridays & Saturdays 8pm Sundays 3pm Cast: Bernard: Anthony T. Mittelo, Richard Phillis Jacqueline: Heidi Dill, Kate Starling Robert: Lenny Harris, Steve Miller Suzanne: Rhonda Kisel Suzette: Govanna Miller George: Greg Cunningham This boulevard comedy was a smash hit in Paris, where it played for over two years, and in London, where it ran for six years at the Apollo and Duchess Theaters. It has since played in theaters all over the USA and the English speaking world and is due for revival in London in 2013. Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.