The Fine Arts Association presents The 19th Annual One Act Festival - Quirky, Quick and Hilarious Directed by Ann Hedger David Ives. David Lindsay-Abaire. What do they have in common? Besides being award-winning playwrights, this season's festival features a collection of one acts by each of them which are...wait for it...quirky, quick and hilarious. (Rated Adult for language and content) Production Dates: April 17, 18, 19, 23, 24 & 25, 2015 - 7:30 pm (Thurs/Fri/Sat); 2:00 pm (Sun) Tickets: $20 each/general seating Call (440) 951-7500 or visit http://www.fineartsassociation.org/theatre/performance.html#OneActs Synopses of One Acts: The Universal Language - David Ives Learning a universal language brings together a young woman with a stutter and the creator and teacher of Unamunda, a wild comic language. Their lesson sends them off into a dazzling display of hysterical verbal pyrotechnics - and, of course, the possibility of love. Words, Words, Words - David Ives Recall the physical adage that monkeys typing into infinity will sooner or later produce "Hamlet", and then ask: What would monkeys talk about at their typewriters? St. Francis Talks to the Birds - David Ives A comic excursion into death and dying in which the holy man meets a couple of desert vultures waiting to turn him into dessert. Moby-Dude, or: The Three-Minute Whale - David Ives A stoned-out surfer dude summarizes Melville's classic for his skeptical high-school teacher in a high-speed monologue. Bodaciously tubular, man! Crazy Eights - David Lindsay-Abaire When Connie comes home late one night, she finds her parole officer waiting in her apartment with a....torte....and a long list of questions. The interrogation (which turns into a courting dance) that follows gets complicated by the after-hours arrival of a friend of Connie's. That Other Person - David Lindsay-Abaire Tonight is the night Ginge and Kevin are going to tell their respective spouses the marriage-shattering secret they've been keeping from everyone. But their bombshell gets put on the back burner when a lovely peeping-tom, with secrets of her own falls in the pool and nearly drowns. The Fine Arts Association 38660 Mentor Avenue Willoughby, OH 44094 www.fineartsassociation.org<http://www.fineartsassociation.org> Like Us on Facebook<https://www.facebook.com/TheFineArtsAssociation> Follow Us on Twitter<https://twitter.com/TheFineArtsAssn> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++