[NEohioPAL]Auditions - "No Sex Please, We're British" at CVLT

Mon Oct 9 12:44:50 PDT 2006

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    OPEN AUDITIONS: "No Sex Please, We're British "

      Sunday Nov 5th (4-7pm)
      Monday Nov 6th (7-9pm)
      Callbacks Tuesday Nov 7th @ 7pm

CHAGRIN VALLEY LITTLE THEATRE - 40 River Street in Chagrin Falls, OH - 
440-247-8955 <http://www.cvlt.org>

Overview:

A farce surrounding an assistant bank manager (Peter Hunter) who lives 
above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends 
a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes is 
Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief 
cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veritable 
floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls 
that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably 
complicated by Eleanor (Peter's mother), Mr. Bromhead (his boss), Mr. 
Needham (a visiting bank inspector), and Vernon Paul (a police 
superintendent).

Roles:

    * Peter Hunter - mid 20s to mid 30s, bank manager
    * Frances - mid 20s to mid 30s, his wife
    * Brian Runnicles - somewhat younger than Peter, his assistant at
      the bank
    * Eleanor Hunter - Peter's mother, mid 40s to mid 50s
    * Leslie Bromhead - Peter's boss, similiar in age to Eleanor
    * Superintendent Paul - Policeman, older 40s, 50s
    * [2] BRS (like UPS) Delivery Men - small roles, limited rehearsal,
      20s, 30s
    * Mr. Needham - bank inspector, mid 40s and up
    * Susan & Barbara - two "professional" women (fun roles), 20s, 30s

/Those auditioning should be able to do a credible British accent. 
/Please come prepared to tell a joke in a British accent. Prepared 
comedic monologues are welcome but not required - we will be reading 
from the script. Headshots/Acting resumes are also welcome, but not 
required.

Rehearsals:

Most weeks Sun-Thu starting on Monday November 13 (early start to allow 
off-days for holidays). Mandatory tech week rehearsals begin Sunday Jan. 7.

Show Dates:

Jan 12 -- February 3 at 8 PM, Fri/Sat with selected Sundays at 2 PM

Director: Steve Hoffman

Questions? Email us at cvlt at cvlt.org 
<mailto:cvlt at cvlt.org?subject=Nuncrackers%20Auditions> - we'll pass them 
on to the director!

    Don't miss "/My Story Goes On.../" - October 21st @ 8 PM

      Chagrin Falls' own Lydian DeVere returns home for a special
      cabaret performance with songs and stories from her struggles as a
      small-town girl in the 'big city,' trying to make her way into the
      performing arts! 
      Visit www.CVLT.org <http://www.CVLT.org> for details!

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<h2>OPEN AUDITIONS: "No Sex Please, We're British " </h2>
<h3>Sunday Nov 5th (4-7pm)<br>
Monday Nov 6th (7-9pm)<br>
Callbacks Tuesday Nov 7th @ 7pm<br>
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<p class="emphatic" align="center"><a href="http://www.cvlt.org">CHAGRIN
VALLEY LITTLE THEATRE - 40 River Street in Chagrin Falls, OH -
440-247-8955</a><br>
</p>
<p class="emphatic">Overview:</p>
<p>A farce surrounding an assistant bank manager (Peter Hunter) who
lives above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances
innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what
comes is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's
frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the
veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and
eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter
is considerably complicated by Eleanor (Peter's mother), Mr. Bromhead
(his boss), Mr. Needham (a visiting bank inspector), and Vernon Paul (a
police superintendent).</p>
<p><span class="emphatic">Roles:</span></p>
<ul>
  <li>Peter Hunter - mid 20s to mid 30s, bank manager </li>
  <li>Frances - mid 20s to mid 30s, his wife </li>
  <li>Brian Runnicles - somewhat younger than Peter, his assistant at
the bank </li>
  <li>Eleanor Hunter - Peter's mother, mid 40s to mid 50s </li>
  <li>Leslie Bromhead - Peter's boss, similiar in age to Eleanor </li>
  <li>Superintendent Paul - Policeman, older 40s, 50s </li>
  <li>[2] BRS (like UPS) Delivery Men - small roles, limited rehearsal,
20s, 30s </li>
  <li>Mr. Needham - bank inspector, mid 40s and up </li>
  <li>Susan & Barbara - two "professional" women (fun roles), 20s,
30s </li>
</ul>
<p><em>Those auditioning should be able to do a credible British
accent. </em>Please come prepared to tell a joke in a British accent.
Prepared comedic monologues are welcome but not required - we will be
reading from the script. Headshots/Acting resumes are also welcome, but
not required.</p>
<p class="emphatic">Rehearsals:</p>
<p>Most weeks Sun-Thu starting on Monday November 13 (early start to
allow off-days for holidays). Mandatory tech week rehearsals begin
Sunday Jan. 7.</p>
<p class="emphatic">Show Dates:</p>
<p>Jan 12 – February 3 at 8 PM, Fri/Sat with selected Sundays at 2 PM </p>
<p>Director: Steve Hoffman<br>
<br>
Questions? Email us at <a
 href="mailto:cvlt at cvlt.org?subject=Nuncrackers%20Auditions">cvlt at cvlt.org</a>
- we'll pass them on to the director!<br>
</p>
<h2>Don't miss "<i>My Story Goes On...</i>" - October 21st @ 8 PM</h2>
<h3>Chagrin Falls' own Lydian DeVere returns home for a special cabaret
performance with songs and stories from her struggles as a small-town
girl in the 'big city,' trying to make her way into the performing
arts! <br>
Visit <a href="http://www.CVLT.org">www.CVLT.org</a> for details!</h3>
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