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On kindle at long last ...
by Joseph Bauer via NEohioPAL 15 Jan '17

15 Jan '17

*Please substitute this copy in lieu of that previously sent; sanitized and without typos this time. Thanks. A retrospective of Cleveland's inimitable creative provocateur Joey Bauer's collected works is available on kindle. Treat yourself to some of best legal fun that you can have in a red state with your clothes on. "Hollywood Raw" - a memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen idol tells all; "Married with Children" exposed; Sam Kinison lives! Over 100K copies sold worldwide ... Featured on the Montel Williams Show … “It’s good to be famous. Every day is Christmas, and you’re the moment.” "Teen Angels" - a play – Los Angeles *corner kids* at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power to a rock beat. Only the strong survive. Based on a true story that they couldn’t keep locked up in solitary forever. "Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about living the Hollywood dream on a budget. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to L.A. like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has a headshot in hand, a screenplay in development, a life coach app, a demo reel, an audition piece, a sober companion and a fantasy: scores the Porsche and Rolex, wins the Oscar ten years running and pulls mad freaky starlet puss." "Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play about a nice Jewish boy, 35, seeking a saddle, a horse, a lasso and a cow ... So, what's not to like? "There are basically three sure things in life: death, taxes and the Lone Ranger rides again." Baby boomers Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud sidekick, pledged loyalty until the bitter end, and this is sure it. "Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two Cleveland pals, corned beef sandwiches and a knockout waitress with an attitude. "Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - "He isn't heavy; he's my brother." Best pals fall for the same girl, who offers them a timeshare "Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have champagne dreams and empty pockets. They set off to seek their destiny with a liquor store cashier, the cops and a loaded gun awaiting them at day's end.

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*AUDITIONS* - NONE TOO FRAGILE THEATRE - 1/28/2017
by Sean Derry via NEohioPAL 15 Jan '17

15 Jan '17

**AUDITIONS* - NONE TOO FRAGILE THEATRE – 1/28/2017 * Who: none too fragile theatre (Alanna Romansky & Sean Derry) What: Auditions – A Skull in Connemara by Martin McDonagh When: Saturday, January 28th, 6pm – 7:30pm Where: none too fragile theatre 1835 Merriman Rd. Akron, Ohio 44313 PLEASE RSVP INTEREST to: sjsderry(a)gmail.com *ROLE NEEDED:* *Mairtin Hanlon White Male 19 – 25 years old* Already cast: *Mick Dowd* - *David Peacock *MarryJohnny* – Linda Ryan *Thomas Hanlon* – Doug Kusak Directed by Sean Derry Assistant Director – Marina Lauff (*Member of Actor’s Equity Association) An Irish accent is needed. Auditions will consist of readings from the script. A Skull in Connemara is a dark comedy and is the last chapter of the Leenane trilogy by Martin McDonagh, which include the award-winning, The Beauty Queen of Leenane & Lonesome West, also previously produced by none too fragile and directed by Sean Derry & Alanna Romansky. Rehearsals begin February 20th, every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and possibly one Saturday. A Skull in Connemara opens on St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th & runs through April1st. Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm Sunday Matinee 3/26 @ 2pm Monday 3/27 @ 8pm (Ten Performances) All **AEA* Members, **AEA* Candidates, and *Non-Union* Actors *WILL* be equally considered for this role. *All non-union performers receive a $500 stipend.* *___________________________________________________________________*

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Berko review: THIS IS NOT ABOUT MY DEAD DOG @ Playwrights Local
by Roy Berko via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

******************** To read Roy Berko's review of THIS IS NOT ABOUT MY DEAD DOG @ Playwrights Local go to www.royberko.info •••••••••••••••••••••••••

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Joey Bauer is on Kindle, raw dog!
by Joseph Bauer via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

A retrospective of Cleveland's own creative rebel Joey Bauer's collected works is now available on kindle for the first time. Treat yourself to some of best fun you can have with our clothes on. "Hollywood Raw" - a memoir - Movie stars caught with their pants down; teen idol tells all; "Married with Children" exposed; Sam Kinison lives! Over 100K copies sold worldwide ... Featured on the Montel Williams Show "Teen Angels" - a play - Kids at juvenile hall and an ally fight the power. Only the strong survive. Based on a true story "Skating Hollywood Blvd." - five plays about living the Hollywood dream on a budget. "The biggest dreamers of all are drawn to L.A. like moths to a flame. Every guy you meet there has a head shot in hand, a screenplay in development, a life coach on speed dial, a demo reel, an audition piece and a fantasy: scores the Porsche and Rolex, wins the Oscar ten years running and pulls mad freaky starlet puss." "Mendy Berry, Jewish Cowboy" - a play about a nice Jewish boy, 35, seeking a saddle, a horse, a lasso and a cow ... So, what's not to like? "There are three sure things: death, taxes and the Lone Ranger rides again." Mendy and Chunky, his black-and-proud sidekick, pledged loyalty until the bitter end, and this is sure it. "Two Old Jews walk in a Deli" - a play - "You don't have to be Jewish to love matzo ball soup, but it wouldn't hurt." The story of two Cleveland pals, corned beef sandwiches and a knockout waitress with an attitude. "Two Guys from Cleveland" - a novel - "He isn't heavy; he's my brother." "Cue the Sunset" - a play - Two Bronx boys have champagne dreams and empty pockets. They set off to seek their destiny with a liquor store cashier, the cops and a gun awaiting at day's end.

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Auditions for Neil LaBute play at Kent State University at Stark
by Newberg, Brian via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

THEATRE AUDITIONS FOR REASONS TO BE HAPPY AT KENT STATE UNIVERSITY AT STARK JAN. 24-25 Auditions open to all, including students and members of the community. The Kent State University at Stark Theatre Department has announced open auditions for the next theatrical production of the season, Reasons to Be Happy by Neil LaBute, and directed by Kent State Stark Associate Professor of Theatre and Theatre Director Brian Newberg. Auditions are open to everyone, including students and community members. Kent State Stark encourages diversity in its casting. Four characters (Steph, Greg, Kent and Carly), whose personalities barely match up, become entangled in one another's lives in romantic, humorous and, sometimes, violent ways as they pursue a common denominator - happiness. However, such happiness does not come without tension, sacrifice and a little bit of comedy. Auditions will be held on Jan. 24-25 at 6 p.m. in the Fine Arts Theatre, 6000 Frank Avenue NW in Jackson Township. Roles are available for two women and two men (age range- approximately twenties/thirties). Those auditioning may perform a prepared monologue, if they wish, and the director may also choose sides (selected scene excerpts) for some to perform. Performance dates are April 14-15 and 21-22 at 7:30 p.m., and April 16 and 23 (with American Sign Language interpretation) at the Kent State Stark Theatre. Rehearsals begin Feb. 27 and will occur five evenings a week until opening. Visit www.kent.edu/stark/theatre-auditions<http://www.kent.edu/stark/theatre-auditions> for more information about auditions for this production. Note that this play contains strong language. Scripts (and audition sides) are available for perusal for periods up to 24 hours from the Fine Arts secretary (330-244-5151), Monday through Friday, during business hours (8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.). Audition appointments are recommended, but not required. Scripts will also be available in the reserve area of the Kent State Stark Learning Center. To learn more about Kent State Stark's Theatre Department, visit www.kent.edu/stark/theatre<http://www.kent.edu/stark/theatre>. Questions about auditions may be directed to Brian Newberg (bnewberg(a)kent.edu<mailto:bnewberg@kent.edu>).

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Professional Headshots
by Gregory Pendolino via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

Need Headshots? Here are my rates: $100 for one client on location (outdoor setting) $150 for two clients on location (You're only paying $75 each!) $200 for one client in studio $300 for two clients in studio (Only $150 each for studio!) Proofs emailed to you within 24-48 hours of our shoot. Final worked up photos delivered in email within 48 hours of you making your selections. The best part is YOU OWN THESE! That means you can print them whenever and wherever as often and as much as you need to. For more details please go here: http://www.pendolinophotography.com/rates-booking-info/ Although I have samples on my website, you'll find my most recent work on Facebook, Instagram and Flickr: www.facebook.com/PendolinoPhotography http://instagram.com/gregorypendolino# www.flickr.com/photos/gregorypendolino I'm sure if you're involved in film or theater in Northeast Ohio we already have quite a few common friends so please feel free to add me on Facebook as well. Thanks!

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Live sound mixing choirs
by Dave Banls via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

Anyone have an opinion on the best Mics to pic up choirs and general stage sound? Sent from my iPhone

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One Week Until Annie Auditions @ BLT!!
by Jarred Nichols via NEohioPAL 14 Jan '17

14 Jan '17

*Brecksville Little Theatre* Proudly Announces Auditions for: *ANNIE: The 40th Anniversary Celebration* Book by Thomas Meehan Music by Charles Strauss Lyrics by Martin Charnin On April 21st, 1977, everyone’s favorite little orphan, *Annie,* opened on Broadway at the Allen Theatre. This coming April, *Brecksville Little Theatre* will not only celebrate the “to-the-date” 40th Anniversary of *Annie’s* debut on the Great White Way, but also bid a fond and heartfelt farewell to *BLT* before it merges with *BTOTS* to become *Brecksville Theatre* in the fall. We hope you will consider being a part of our thoughtful, heart-warming and truly special retelling of this beloved classic. Directed by Jarred Nichols Musical Direction by Gail Wirick Choreography by Jennifer Justice Stage Manager: Nancy Marusek *AUDITIONS:* Saturday, January 21, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM *(ANNIE & ORPHANS, FEMALE CHILDREN, AGE RANGE: 6-13)* Monday, January 23, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM *(ALL ADULTS, AGE RANGE: 16 AND UP) * Tuesday, January 24, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM *(ALL ADULTS, AGE RANGE: 16 AND UP) * Callbacks *(BY INVITATION ONLY)* Wednesday, January 25, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM Blossom Hill School Rooms 9 & 10 4400 Oakes Road Brecksville, Ohio 44141 *PERFORMANCE DATES:* April 21, 22, 28, 29, 30, May 5, 6, 7, 12, 13 - 2017 - Fridays & Saturdays at 8 PM, Sundays at 2 PM Brecksville Little Theatre The Historic Old Town Hall on Brecksville’s Town Square 49 Public Square Brecksville, OH 44141 http://brecksvillelittletheatre.org/ <http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbrecksvillelittletheatre.org%2F&…> *OPEN CALL - NO APPOINTMENTS NECESSARY.* Please prepare 16-32 bars of a song in the style of the show - with sheet music in the correct key. Accompanist provided. No CD's or acapella auditions, please. *(Children auditioning for Annie/Orphans may sing acapella if necessary.)* As always, theatrical resumes and headshots are appreciated, but not required. Rehearsals will begin on or about Sunday, February 26, 2017, and will typically run Monday through Thursday evenings and Sunday afternoons - based on cast availability. *Not all cast members will be called at every rehearsal, and children will be dismissed by 9:00 PM.* Please bring a complete list of schedule conflicts from February 26 to May 13, 2017. No conflicts will be accepted for any performance dates or during tech week. *ALL ROLES AVAILABLE.* Seeking a high-energy, versatile and diverse ensemble of 20ish adults *(Age Range: 16 and up)*, 7 female children *(Age Range: 6-13)* and 1 dog *(Age Range: open)* for lead and extremely active featured ensemble roles. Please visit www.mtishows.com/annie <http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mtishows.com%2Fannie&h=DAQFv…> for a complete Character Breakdown including suggested age and vocal ranges. *Brecksville Little Theatre* is committed to non-traditional casting. Except in cases where race, gender, age, or disability is essential to the show, all roles will be cast on the basis of talent. *QUESTIONS? *Contact the Director, Jarred Nichols - jarredjnichols(a)gmail.com

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Berko review: INTO THE WOODS--Key Bank Series/Connor Palace
by Roy Berko via NEohioPAL 13 Jan '17

13 Jan '17

************************* To read Roy Berko's review of the Key Bank Series' INTO THE WOODS, go to www.royberko.info **************************

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ROMÉO ET JULIETTE Free Encore Tickets
by Andi Barnett via NEohioPAL 13 Jan '17

13 Jan '17

Shakespeare's beloved play comes to life through ROMÉO ET JULIETTE from The Met 2016-2017 series. For your chance to win Regal Richmond Theatre tickets valid 1/25, enter here - http://tinyurl.com/zobgvt6 The electrifying team of Vittorio Grigolo and Diana Damrau reunites for a new production of Gounod's opera based on the Shakespeare play. Damrau makes her role debut as Juliette in Bartlett Sher's new production, conducted by Gianandrea Noseda. Elliot Madore sings Mercutio and Mikhail Petrenko sings Frère Laurent. Sher's staging is a La Scala production, initially presented by the Salzburg Festival, where it premiered in 2008. To purchase additional tickets, please visit http://www.fathomevents.com/event/romeo-et-juliette-encore. #MetHD [Allied Integrated Marketing]<http://www.alliedim.com> Andi Barnett Allied Integrated Marketing 3601 Green Road, Suite 316 Cleveland, OH 44122 D: 216-325-6525<tel:+1-216-325-6525> Email<mailto:ABarnett@alliedim.com> | Website<http://www.alliedim.com> | Facebook<https://www.facebook.com/alliedim?_rdr=p> | LinkedIn<https://www.linkedin.com/company/allied-integrated-marketing>

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